singles thread

[Lithium05]

What's that film called that sounds similar to this? Had Hilary Sw*nk in pretending to be a fella and seeing Chloe Sevigny?

[Goblinz]

You know the concept? That'll do for me Nah, I don't think you could handle my urges - coupled with the frustration of being with someone but not getting it and the actual last time I did get some being November I pity any poor soul that tries.

[Radar]

Isn't the film called "Boys Don't Cry" or am I getting confused? Never actually seen it but I'm told it's both a good film and hard to watch :-/

[Iloveslushes]

Nothing to add to that, I'm just finding it funny that Hillary Sw*nk is censored

[Iloveslushes]

Isn't the film called "Boys Don't Cry" or am I getting confused? Never actually seen it but I'm told it's both a good film and hard to watch :-/

[Lithium05]

I do know that fingers are no substitute for you-know-what (sorry to be so vulgar, nothing you all haven't heard )

[Radar]

That reply was directed at Radar I think ... but seeing as you're offering Well I don't usually know what I want, but I do know that fingers are no substitute for you-know-what (sorry to be so vulgar, nothing you all haven't heard )

[RABun]

That's a bit crass compared to what we're used to round these parts, usually just excessive use of the word "doink" or occasionally "boink"

It's refreshing

[Lithium05]

aww doinking - i miss that!

[Radar]

Yeah that's the one. Hard to watch in what way? It is good and Sw*nk plays the part really well - can't help but feel for her. Some steamy scenes as you can imagine as well.

[Iloveslushes]

That's a bit crass compared to what we're used to round these parts, usually just excessive use of the word "doink" or occasionally "boink"

It's refreshing

[Lithium05]

Well one fella obviously isn't flicking the right buttons at the moment, so the more the merrier - maybe I will find satisfaction the more fellas I test-drive.

[RABun]

Well if you ever get lost and end up in Woking*...

*(can't imagine anyone coming here intentionally )

[Lithium05]

funny you should say that...

I might have a project coming up there! hehehehe

[Iloveslushes]

funny you should say that...

I might have a project coming up there! hehehehe

[RABun]

Oi hands off!!!

Where exactly is Woking? I'm guessing a bit of a trek from the North East. London way?

[Lithium05]

Oi hands off!!!

[rabid]

Just a shame it's about 10 inches that I'll probably never get to do what I want with

[greeneyes1980]

i aint asking for much just some no holds barred filthy angry sex, slapping about, hair pulling, taken from behind, tied up, blind folded calling each other names! wild and fast and a cheeky curry and an episode of Top Gear afterwards

i should add i dont wish to be taken from behind nor have any desire for a reach around

Edited July 8, 2008 by greeneyes1980

[RABun]

i aint asking for much just some no holds barred filthy angry sex, slapping about, hair pulling, taken from behind, tied up, blind folded calling each other names! wild and fast and a cheeky curry and an episode of Top Gear afterwards

[greeneyes1980]

Will you lot please stop talking about sex. I haven't had any for ages!

[RABun]

i am willing to offer the curry and the top gear episode

[Goblinz]

hehe its ok he's safe - probs a bit young for me really.

[RABun]

You keep mentioning that you're too old, you're not old at all.

Hmnnnn.. Looks like you definitely haven't found the right bloke yet, unless it's Jeremy Clarckson.

G

[RABun]

awww i draw the line at dating men that are closer in age to my son than me though. hehehe

and yep definitely not met the right man yet. You know they're either too soft or too kinky. Why is there not a happy medium?