singles thread

[sadwitch]

Yeah, did we not have a sexual revolution?!

[brighteyes]

You're all just jealous 'cause you all wanna doink me.

Anyway, I fail to see how i'm the slaggy one, she is the one sleeping with more than one person, not me! Although I did doinkyboink her flatmate a while back, who is now sleeping with two of my other friends.

All very incestuous. I find it funny. I might try to freak the 5 of them out by asking them if they want to have a big orgy with me, seeing as we are all so close. I'll use the RC Penis to carry invites to each of them at their different locations around Cardiff, like a mission on GTA.

Bye

[Lithium05]

Got an e-mail at work today. Something along the lines of

"It has been flagged that you have been accessing Forums on the internet at work. This goes against the IT agreement you signed because forum sites are a gateway for viruses. This is an informal warning, but if it continues action will be taken"

WTF

Obviously it's fair enough that they don't want me to be spending all my working day on efests, but I was under the impression that 1) I was allowed on any sites during my lunch hour provided it's not an email site like hotmail, and 2) forums such as this are not a "gateway for viruses"

Is it possible that it wasn't this site that was flagged as dangerous? (I've also been on the Download official forums, also a Foo Fighters forum trying to find support acts for Wembley) or am I just clutching at straws?

I may go insane at work without this site to keep me entertained

[sadwitch]

You're all just jealous 'cause you all wanna doink me.

Anyway, I fail to see how i'm the slaggy one, she is the one sleeping with more than one person, not me! Although I did doinkyboink her flatmate a while back, who is now sleeping with two of my other friends.

All very incestuous. I find it funny. I might try to freak the 5 of them out by asking them if they want to have a big orgy with me, seeing as we are all so close. I'll use the RC Penis to carry invites to each of them at their different locations around Cardiff, like a mission on GTA.

Bye

[outtolunch]

oooh yes. you are SO on my list.

[Katster]

Got an e-mail at work today. Something along the lines of

"It has been flagged that you have been accessing Forums on the internet at work. This goes against the IT agreement you signed because forum sites are a gateway for viruses. This is an informal warning, but if it continues action will be taken"

WTF

Obviously it's fair enough that they don't want me to be spending all my working day on efests, but I was under the impression that 1) I was allowed on any sites during my lunch hour provided it's not an email site like hotmail, and 2) forums such as this are not a "gateway for viruses"

Is it possible that it wasn't this site that was flagged as dangerous? (I've also been on the Download official forums, also a Foo Fighters forum trying to find support acts for Wembley) or am I just clutching at straws?

I may go insane at work without this site to keep me entertained

[Peevis]

You're all just jealous 'cause you all wanna doink me.

Anyway, I fail to see how i'm the slaggy one, she is the one sleeping with more than one person, not me! Although I did doinkyboink her flatmate a while back, who is now sleeping with two of my other friends.

All very incestuous. I find it funny. I might try to freak the 5 of them out by asking them if they want to have a big orgy with me, seeing as we are all so close. I'll use the RC Penis to carry invites to each of them at their different locations around Cardiff, like a mission on GTA.

Bye

[sadwitch]

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[ralph250]

Got an e-mail at work today. Something along the lines of

"It has been flagged that you have been accessing Forums on the internet at work. This goes against the IT agreement you signed because forum sites are a gateway for viruses. This is an informal warning, but if it continues action will be taken"

WTF

Obviously it's fair enough that they don't want me to be spending all my working day on efests, but I was under the impression that 1) I was allowed on any sites during my lunch hour provided it's not an email site like hotmail, and 2) forums such as this are not a "gateway for viruses"

Is it possible that it wasn't this site that was flagged as dangerous? (I've also been on the Download official forums, also a Foo Fighters forum trying to find support acts for Wembley) or am I just clutching at straws?

I may go insane at work without this site to keep me entertained

[Katster]

I met a nice man last night

All bets are still on though

[HorseboX]

I've been left disallusioned by this singles thread since it's occured that only myself, Gobz and Katster are the only single folk to use this thread! Oh and Peevis too, obviously. And I had a girlfriend before efests took too high a priority. Dammit, damn you all to 2.4 childrendom

[RABun]

I've been left disallusioned by this singles thread since it's occured that only myself, Gobz and Katster are the only single folk to use this thread! Oh and Peevis too, obviously. And I had a girlfriend before efests took too high a priority. Dammit, damn you all to 2.4 childrendom

[sifi]

I met a nice man last night

[Lithium05]

I've been left disallusioned by this singles thread since it's occured that only myself, Gobz and Katster are the only single folk to use this thread! Oh and Peevis too, obviously. And I had a girlfriend before efests took too high a priority. Dammit, damn you all to 2.4 childrendom

Edited May 23, 2008 by Lithium05

[sadwitch]

I'm single, I just hate everyone.

[HorseboX]

I'm single!

and peevis isnt by the way!

[Lithium05]

I'm single, I just hate everyone.

[HorseboX]

I'm single, I just hate everyone.

[Katster]

Do you want a nice man though?

[sifi]

*off again*

[RABun]

Really?

Disallusioned furthur....

I bet some of yous are twins using the same psedonym as well just to f**k me up royally

[Goblinz]

I'm single, I just hate everyone.

[sifi]

The thought He's a master baker

Edited May 23, 2008 by sifimaster

[Lithium05]

Am I alone in feeling, well, used by Lithium05 at the moment? I know that he's got problems at work accessing the site, but these occassional bursts onto the site, getting his oar stuck in for five-ten minutes before posting his load and then clearing off - without so much as a hug or a cuddle - isn't right. He used to post at length, but now it's just wham-bam thank you mam. Wouldn't surprise me if he's got another board somewhere, and spends most of his time there

[Katster]

Is he? That means strong hands buddy. Very strong hands. And flexible too. Used to dealing with things when they are hot, sticky and wet.