singles thread

[Lithium05]

have you had a stroke?

[xxclf]

see? you made me shudder again.

[HorseboX]

have you had a stroke?

[minute5072]

haha thats brutal but serves him right.

and that kinda tactic ends up working on me when im very very drunk and it never occurs to me that the guy has done it to every other girl but none of them fell for it before me.

this is so mean! None of my girls would do that to each other

[Katster]

The phrase many is quite subjective. What might seem like not many to you might mean significantly more to someone else.

That's not a cue to confess btw.

[sadwitch]

sounds like an offer! what u got 2 stroke sadwitch?

[ronaldo]

how did I make you shudder?!

Nah don't lower your standards. I have reasonably high ones until the beer goggles come out All I want is a skinhead guy with tattooed arms that makes me laugh

[sifi]

what u got 2 stroke sadwitch?

Edited May 12, 2008 by sifimaster

[Angelis]

is it not already dead?

[greeneyes1980]

Good, cos I wouldn't. I'm sure most people who have been single the same amount of time as me (which is actually only 18 months ish believe it or not) will have doinked a lot more people than I have.

[HorseboX]

dead hamster? I'll have to get a spade.

[Katster]

does it bother you then, how many people you have slept with? why's it such an issue to point out it isn't very many?

[xxclf]

Couldnt work out why you were single until now, Skinhead tattooed guys in Edinburgh (and anywhere else im guessing) = knobheads!

(not that I go out meeting skinhead guys very often btw!)

[greeneyes1980]

haha im single because I get bored easily and have too high a sex drive to do anything else

buuut he may be a knobend but this is THE ideal guy

[Lithium05]

haha im single because I get bored easily and have too high a sex drive to do anything else

buuut he may be a knobend but this is THE ideal guy

[greeneyes1980]

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I can't actually remember my reason for poitning it out. A lot has happened to me since posting that and right now I take back everything I said about being happy

[Lithium05]

i fancy kelly osbourne looking birds and i dont know why, my mates think i am a freak for this.

Edited May 12, 2008 by Lithium05

[xxclf]

It did work and then it just disappeared for me

It was the lead singer from avenged sevenfold, M shadows. Ohh my

[Lithium05]

It did work and then it just disappeared for me

It was the lead singer from avenged sevenfold, M shadows. Ohh my

[Goblinz]

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I can't actually remember my reason for poitning it out. A lot has happened to me since posting that and right now I take back everything I said about being happy

[HorseboX]

What an odd choice!

I'm not sure I could shave my head. I'm not sure what shape it is under there

[ronaldo]

What an odd choice!

I'm not sure I could shave my head. I'm not sure what shape it is under there

My friend who cuts my hair started telling me an idea she had for a new style for me. I was with her until she used the expression "slightly mullet-like". Not sure I can trust her now

[Katster]

Things can't of gone so wrong in such a sort time.

You be litter-bugging at BT in the sun on Friday, can't have a misearble litter bug.

[ralph250]

well just read todays posts.

nice to see greeneyes and sifi's blossoming romance continued. angry sex awaits.

regards mates boinking my sister, it'd be a bit weird to start, but then I'd be rather hypocritical as I'd f**king love to fill in (eloquently put minute ) some of my sister's mates. ....especially my sister's italian friend alice (prenounced a-lee-che)....like a italian cutie katie holmes. soooo cute.

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Yeah, about that. I'm glad you're all cool and stuff sifi cos I um.... there's no easy.... I shagged yer sister dude. I know! I'm sorry, it just kinda happened. If it's any consolation I was thinking of you

Edited May 12, 2008 by ralph250

[xxclf]

well just read todays posts.

nice to see greeneyes and sifi's blossoming romance continued. angry sex awaits.

regards mates boinking my sister, it'd be a bit weird to start, but then I'd be rather hypocritical as I'd f**king love to fill in (eloquently put minute ) some of my sister's mates. ....especially my sister's italian friend alice (prenounced a-lee-che)....like a italian cutie katie holmes. soooo cute.

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for clarification is that, whilst boinking his sister, you were imagining it was sifi instead?

winking for me is a no, I'd probably just do a mark from peepshow, and it'd come across as a nervous twitch.

edit: oh nearly forgot, katster did you participate in your boss' threesome.