singles thread

[Katster]

Think I pulled something last night. A person, definitely.

Also me and my wingman doinked the same girl... not on the same night, but I still think it's a bit weird. He's better than me apparently.

[Lithium05]

I'm currently trying to compose a text to rally the troops and get a decent turnout for tomorrow night's monthly rock club. Trouble is alot of my mates are a bit anti-alternative and always whinge or make up shit excuses when I suggest going to said club.

Don't understand the negativity myself, it's the only place in town where it doesn't look like you've stumbled into Willy Wonka's factory! (because there are no oompa loompas!)

[IndianSummer]

I'm currently trying to compose a text to rally the troops and get a decent turnout for tomorrow night's monthly rock club. Trouble is alot of my mates are a bit anti-alternative and always whinge or make up shit excuses when I suggest going to said club.

Don't understand the negativity myself, it's the only place in town where it doesn't look like you've stumbled into Willy Wonka's factory! (because there are no oompa loompas!)

[Katster]

Don't understand the negativity myself, it's the only place in town where it doesn't look like you've stumbled into Willy Wonka's factory! (because there are no oompa loompas!)

[Lithium05]

A lot of people seem to like oompa loopas and want a golden ticket

[RABun]

I don't get the appeal myself

[sifi]

I don't get the appeal myself

[Lithium05]

Appeal? I don't even understand the phrase.

[Katster]

Appeal? I don't even understand the phrase.

[sifi]

Chubby false tanned ladies with false nails, false hair, false eyelashes etc etc. That's my understanding anyway, it could however be that some of Willy's men have escaped the factory...

Edited May 1, 2008 by sifimaster

[Lithium05]

Chubby false tanned ladies with false nails, false hair, false eyelashes etc etc. That's my understanding anyway, it could however be that some of Willy's men have escaped the factory...

[Goblinz]

A lot of people seem to like oompa loopas and want a golden ticket

[Katster]

I know one from Tesco, I'm so tempted to post her photo here, but isn't that a bit mean? She's a prime example though. She even has her name on a necklace around her neck, in case she forgets.

[Lithium05]

I know one from Tesco, I'm so tempted to post her photo here, but isn't that a bit mean? She's a prime example though. She even has her name on a necklace around her neck, in case she forgets.

[sifi]

I know one from Tesco, I'm so tempted to post her photo here, but isn't that a bit mean?

[Lithium05]

I know one from Tesco, I'm so tempted to post her photo here, but isn't that a bit mean?

[sifi]

Go on... What harm could it do?

[SpangleTheWorld]

My mates uglier than yours

[Katster]

It'll lead to a "whose got the ugliest mate thread" and then we'll get all sorts of fall out. I've seen it before. It's not, erm, pretty.

[rachbon]

I wouldn't call her ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. Plus, it's difficult to tell through all the slap

There's nothing wrong with make-up, I wear it sometimes, but as my good friend says, 'you can't polish a turd'.

[Goblinz]

All of the girls who were "popular" (ie. bitches and whores) from my school are now a rather fluorescent orange, they occasionally give me attitude and don't seem to follow when I respond with an oompa loompa reference

Edited May 1, 2008 by Goblinz

[minute5072]

some of Willy's men have escaped the factory...

[sifi]

I wouldn't call her ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. Plus, it's difficult to tell through all the slap

There's nothing wrong with make-up, I wear it sometimes, but as my good friend says, 'you can't polish a turd'.

[Katster]

I've been known to also. Back in my glam days.

You've stimulated my interest now. Post away. Make a poll out of it. I'm sure she would mind, but she's unlikely to find out.

[sifi]

Nah, it's mean.