Rubber ring

[**claire**]

I'm not advocating it

My neighbours had a bucket, my nights this year were filled with trying to get to sleep to the backdrop of the sound of them spilling it, complaining how much it smelt, etc...I have no idea what gets into peoples heads that somehow a bucket full of excreta within their living space is somehow preferable to using a public toilet.

[Spindles]

Indeed. It is like saying that all the food is rubbish and so entirely living on a pile of warm spam from the corner of your tent all week. But with poo.

[swede]

Man up, sit down, shit !

On my morning trip to the portaloos on the Friday morning in 2009 the first loo I opened someone had ripped the full seat and plastic sides off its hinges to reveal the full contents of said toilet. That it not what you want to see when you are minutes into your first Glasto morning comedown of that year.