Manners

[coco-loco]

1. People moaning even before the festival begins

[Migraine]

You mean to tell me that men actually look where you are peeing? How come it's all over the seat then?

[tommmy]

8, when I am lying down pretending to be asleep with my sunglasses on, girls with short skirts, have the decency to walk past.

[Spindles]

Generally we are trying to write our name

[CitizenErased]

7, Girls, don't fart in front of me, just don't.

[grumpyhack]

6. Being a cheapskate date by offering fake Babycham.

[Joshuwarr]

Haha you wouldnt want to meet one of my friends. She necks pints quicker than I ever can! I can understand the smoking thing, although I admit I do it occasionally.. I know its naughty and against the law but last year I spent over an hour waiting for Boy George and I saw so many people lighting up so I simply couldnt resist!

[hotwaterbottle]

May I recommend sitting at home listening to recordings of music instead of going to gigs?

[hotwaterbottle]

No I really would prefer to hear the crowd in that instance.