Bonfires

[Ponyegg]

Hmm, 4/10 could do better, I prefer it when you're thinking of driving around Somerset pissed at 6am instead. Come on, you know you've got a couple of decent topics, or are you saving these for later?

[tommmy]

Tents, drunk people and children are an accident waiting to happen too. We should just ban everything, ban breathing because it can cause people to choke if they don't do it right, or at least ban it until everybody's been sent on a vigorous training course that teaches them how to inhale and exhale safely and responsibly. Ban blinking because it can lead to the dislodging of eyelashes in such a way as to impair vision, ban walking around because it can cause you to fall over, ban being alive because it can cause death.

[mrtourette]

Lies.

[CitizenErased]

Banning bonfires may seem over zealous but have you seen a seriously burnt human, not nice. A friend of mine was once so drunk he could barely stand. In his stupor he relieved himself on a bonfire. He had so much alcohol in his system....whoooofffff, his piss caught fire. Several operations later his old chap sort of resembles a penis, but it's not great.

Edited May 19, 2011 by CitizenErased

[slimfreak]

Yeah - ban fires, flags and while we are at it - drinking, dancing, singing and anything that makes the festival a fantastic place to be. In fact lets all stay at home and live an oxygen tent so we will all be safe !!

Chill out !!

[Kyelo]

Ban all flags before we get near the fires. The only fires I ever see are up at the stone circle, very few and far between otherwise.

[doogleduck]

[camperman]

Dont need fire engines there will be plenty of damp wet wood around to smother any fires

[Glasto Mad]

Dont need fire engines there will be plenty of damp wet wood around to smother any fires

[sime]

I think we should ban Glastonbury Festival, just to be on the safe side.