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i didn't see any, but me and rexclark shouted at a guy for peeing against a wall in shangri-la! why can't they just walk to the toilet?!

i want to be a green police person! i love shouting at dirty bastards!

I saw them on the Thursday evening and was one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me at Glastonbury..

Some total cockwomble had bought a bottle of magners into the pyramid area and then left it to be broken, so I picked it up put it in my bag and sat down to eat my pie in a Yorkshire pudding...

after I had finished the pie and a little bit of the crust of the Yorkshire I decided to make my way back across the field to the tent.

Now I dont see to good and generally walk in a straight line looking down on the ground (hence I found the bottle) when I bumped into the Green Police. In one hand I held the remains of my meal.. the crust of a Giant Yorkshire pudding...

  • Me: Hello!

  • GP: Is that yours?

  • Me: Yes, I am taking to a bin to dispose of it...

  • GP: Can I have a bit?

  • Me: Errr yes!

GP tears off a bit of Yorkshire crust and munches on it...

  • GP: Can I have all off it?

  • Me: Knock yourself out!

  • GP: Thanks very much!

Takes the rest of the crust and leaves me with the plate, knife and fork and plodded off into the burliness...

Only at Glastonbury

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