P**s Anyone fancy one ?

[simonizer]

I'm bursting , how about you ? Would you piss in the bushes ? Or is that beyond your moral code ?

[philly_eds]

what should you do when you're bursting in the crowd of your favourite act, and really don't wana miss any of the performance? go on the floor? into a bottle? or find the nearest portaloo?

[puppetmode]

Ive crossed piss with my mate in the middle of the pyramid field. Bad you think until you realise ive been scorned upon by coke snorting neanderthals. It takes allsorts and everyone reaches bursting point.

Ive pissed upon fences and hordings over the years but I'd always try to reach a bog. But its not just a man thing

[twig14]

My mate (definitely WASN'T me) was at the front for Roots Manuva in '05, got the urge to go but didn't want to lose his place. Decided he could angle it so he'd wee down the inside of his shorts and onto the floor.

Turned out he was so pissed he totally misjudged it and pee'd into his own welly.

The next day, it was muddy and another mate asked if anyone had some spare wellies as he hadn't got any. First mate said Yeah, I'll wear my gf's and you can wear mine. (The gf had gone home, but then came back, but that's another story).

Second mate wore the pissy wellies all day Saturday until we got back to the campsite around 3am for a smoke, only then did First mate tell him what he'd done the night before.

[Moon Monkey]

Always in the bushes. I also like to bring as many car tyres as possible for the campfire.

[possum]

Do people really need to ask if pissing in the bushes is OK? No, it isn't. When thousands & thousands were doing it several years back it had a really bad effect on the land and it was one of the factors that made getting a license difficult.

[sisterofmercy]

With the copious amounts of portaloos/long drops available around the site nobody should really need to do anything as stupid as pee in the bushes or anything like that.

[ukslim]

My pet hate: people who piss against the outside of the urinals block.

WHY? Where do you think it's going to go? Might as well just piss on someone's shoes.

[iammyowngiraffe]

My pet hate: people who piss against the outside of the urinals block.

WHY? Where do you think it's going to go? Might as well just piss on someone's shoes.

[musky]

I've got to admit that I took a pee in the bushes last year.

I came out of Trash City only to find myself in the one way system. Even though I explained I only wanted to use the loos just a few yards away I had to walk the long way round to Arcadia - they wouldn't even let me back into Trash City the way I'd came. And the mass of people going the same way was so slow moving I really didn't have much choice.

Let's just hope they've sorted out the access problems around there this year.

[strudders]

Its never OK to piss in the bushes, between people's legs etc.... Have some respect people....

If your going to be crowd bound all day then take a bottle and piss in that...

The festival makes it very clear why pissing in the hedges is a bad thing and also all the people who say "cows piss on the land so it must be OK for us to do so" are also wrong...

And yes people who just cant be arsed to go into the urinals and piss up against them should be made to roll around in it...

The worst one was Reading two years ago when Metallica were on... There where so many people just pissing in the entrance that you could not get through into the toilets, but once in they where all free and you did not have to stand in 2 inches of piss mud... utter madness....