Comedy tent

[Fizzy2734]

more please.

[pothead pixie]

Whats brown, smelly and sounds like a bell? Dung! Terrible I know.

And a lovely one from the Late Mitch Hedberg! "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or is it just a really cool and funky opotamus!"

Edited May 3, 2010 by pothead pixie

[meatyparson]

Got a Chinese take-out tonight, got in car, heard the bag rustle looked over saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me then dissapear back inside. r

I was so scared I nearly crashed I looked again saw the eyes looking at me then disappear, I ran back into the shop with the bag.

I asked the chinese guy "Wats ...goin on?" He said "U no worry, it Peking duck" !!

[meatyparson]

Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

[meatyparson]

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids.

[meatyparson]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[tweemo freak]

I can't wait for the general election.

I get to go to the local primary school, but this time the police can't touch me.

[Eh Ah Ken]

I get that ur talking about paedos but i don't get the gag.

[blackg1000]

I get that ur talking about paedos but i don't get the gag.

[Fauldhouse]

[Stanton]

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out

[tweemo freak]

what else is there to get??????

[wscullin]

most of these jokes are not funny in the slightest!!

god! i hope they dont have open mic!!!

Edited May 6, 2010 by wscullin

[Kyelo]

most of these jokes are not funny in the slightest!!

god! i hope they dont have open mic!!!

[blackg1000]

most of these jokes are not funny in the slightest!!

god! i hope they dont have open mic!!!

[wscullin]

i am hilarious! and my jokes are far to high brow for here!

[Eh Ah Ken]

most of these jokes are not funny in the slightest!!

god! i hope they dont have open mic!!!

[tweemo freak]

i am hilarious! and my jokes are far to high brow for here!

[wscullin]

I dont really do high brow!!!

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[blackg1000]

I dont really do high brow!!!

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[Hebn2themix]

2 dyslexics together when suddenly one of them stops walking an says to the other

"Can you smell that?"

"Smell it, I can't even smell my name!"

Edited May 7, 2010 by Hebn2themix

[blackg1000]

You need to be careful with dyslexia...........

It's all fun and games till somebody loses an i.

[wscullin]

They are quite possibly the shittest jokes I've ever heard.

[tweemo freak]

thanks. i try my best

[wscullin]

It's ok, you'll find redemption somehwere. P.s, u say thanks to somebody who just dissed your jokes.