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Virtual Headliners


Guest M.G.Frogworthy

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Right, it's 2017. Virtual Festivals are commonplace. Festivals tailor-made for the individual festival-goer to enjoy in the comfort off their own home. (If they own a 'Festi-pod' that is. ) There are no cost, availability, time or even death related restraints. Who would your 5 Headline Acts be?

Mine are:-

Frank Zappa

Gong

The Beatles

Ornette Coleman

Deerhoof

P.S. When this happens remember you heard it here first (and I've copyrighted 'Festi-pod' )

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I'm going to invent myself a time machine and say:

Bruce Springsteen circa 1978

Neil Young and Crazy Horse circa Weld

Radiohead circa The Bends

Sigur Ros

Remy Zero

bit mainstream I suppose but that's only the headliners.....the undercard would be full of weirdness!!

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First off, can I *not* have it in the comfort of my own home? I want to be in a muddy field, in the sunshine, surrounded by the whole gammut of fezzie types, and with a plentiful supply of cider, hot and spicy or otherwise :P

So, headliners, in no particular order -

Tom Waits - but altho' he's a headliner I want him in a tipi type venue :P

Neutral Milk Hotel - thankyou someone for suggesting them, can I just have the whole of In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, please? I *will* cry during Two Headed Boy, especially if I've had a few of the aforementioned ciders.

Todd Rundgren - doing mainly 70s stuff. In fact, I'll write the set list......

Nirvana - well, you have to, really.....

System Of A Down - Can't miss out on some Armenian / Californian rock/metal..... and can they end on Radio / Video, please? :P

Like Geof, I could have heaps of fun thinking of the rest of the line up :P

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Ok, can I have...

Led Zeppelin circa 1971, before the Americans got into them

R.E.M. recreating the Green World Tour

The Dismemberment Plan - I want to see how those guys played that stuff live

Bogshed - had one chance to see them in '87 and didn't go

The Bonzo Dog Band - with Stanshall, natch

Ok so they're all defunct acts, but where's the fun in fantasising about seeing a band you actually can go and see??

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