Jump to content

Don't Miss a Beat

Join the UK's most passionate festival community. Keep up with the latest conversations, line-up rumours, and music news.

250,000+ Members

Connect with a massive network of fellow festival-goers.

Lively Discussions

Thousands of active topics on music, campsites, and tips.

Hot Rumours & News

Hear about secret sets and lineup drops before anyone else.

Create Free Account
OR
  • Sign Up!

    Join our friendly community of music lovers and be part of the fun 😎

Glastonbury for Teachers


Guest mattrgee

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 67
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

I teach year 6. My school only works mornings on a Friday, and I've already agreed with my year group team that I can have the morning off. Today my head of year (we're a big school), said that I could have Thursday afternoon too if I wangle it with the Head. It was decided that I not mention it until Easter on a formal basis though. We'll be fully into end of year rehearsals for the school play at that point - this year we were giving each other afternoons off all over the place because we just didn't need that many staff running the rehearsals.

I won't skive, if they won't give me the time off then I'll only be able to go down Friday lunchtime.

I always leave Sunday night anyway (just can't drink anymore by Sunday), so Monday will be rough but do-able.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

How to piss off your mates who are teachers - 2 examples:

1. You get long holidays, don't you?

2. You only work until 3.30. Get a full time job.

They only have 1 reply.

1. Yeah, but we have to do MARKING.

Bets response? F**k - how DO you manage to put a tick or a cross next to a 10 year old's 12 times tables homework?

Annoys them greatly. It's fun. And they need to be annoyed. Put 2 teachers (who have never previously met before) in a room and introduce them as teachers and you can bet they'll talk about f**king teaching.

Ah well, we get to go to Glasto on Wednesday morning. Early. And be drinking beer before 9am whilst you're trying to teach some ignorant sprogling that Churchill was prime minister, not a 'jowley insurance hound'.

I spend a lot of time in the company of teachers. And they talk about teaching too much. Does my irritation show?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, I came in to teaching late after 10 years in finance management.. and you'll get no arguments from me, the holidays are ace.. even if in reality you only end up getting half your official amount as 'free' holidays, it still allows me a month long trip a year plus a couple of other holidays. I would have been lucky to find time to take my official 5 weeks at all in my old job.

The rest of the working conditions are broadly comparable - I work just as much in my 'free' time now as I did in my previous 'life'. Just now I have a load more fun at work, I laugh more in a day at the 'office' than I used to in a year. I earn shit all in comparison, but for the moment it's worth it.

I try not to talk about teaching with my mates. It's boring for them.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You don't spend *enough* time in the company of teachers! Your spelling and grammar is appalling, you man!!! :(
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Latest Activity

    • Had a wonderful booking in one of our primary woodland venues this weekend. A 30th birthday arranged by a load of musicians and entertainment industry professionals. It was primarily a folk oriented event, however I noticed one young woman who didn’t seem to fit dress and appearance wise. Turned out to be Frenetic, one of the top up and coming UK Jungle and DnB DJ’s.    Anyway Saturday night turned into an EDM session and I got to do a set. Slightly nervous considering who was there, it was great and Frenetic loved my set. She’s closing Data Mine at Shambala this year.  
    • they got lucky and the thunderstorms stayed away. It was still wet of course. Some of those boot sucking puddles did emerge from what a couple friends saw who were there.  Post fest aerial also below   and also a sapphic mud wrestling contest?      
    • It's even less funny when in real life too...   Liddle met Rachel Royce and the couple soon became romantically involved.[84] In January 2004 the couple married at a ceremony in Malaysia. They had been living in Heytesbury, Wiltshire, and had two sons together. Six months later, Liddle moved in with Alicia Monckton, a 22-year-old receptionist at The Spectator. It transpired that he had cut short his honeymoon with Royce so that he could be with Monckton. Following their divorce, Liddle and Royce exchanged attacks in the media. Liddle called her a "total slut and slattern"  
    • Got our purple outfits sorted.   What's the uptake on the fancy dress day?   Does everyone get involved with that one as well?
  • Featured Products

  • Hot Topics

  • Latest Tourdates

×
×
  • Create New...