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Virtual campfire 2009


Guest darrenbha

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Afternoon. I almost walked into the wrong campsite. Whats with the second?

Edit: Theres two others now?!?!

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(Bert walks in)

Aaaahh, that's better, loads of familiar faces and smells. Just been somewhere else and got terribly confused.

Anybody up for some dripping sandwiches with a rasberry jus infusion??

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(Passes Karl the food)

Here you go mate, and once we have finished this there is a second course of medallions of pork scratchings with a apricot coulis served with Sage-and-anchovy canapés.

You will like this food as they are the most 'hardcore' pork scratchin's in the land as comments in the past have suggested that they must be covered in the men's follicle product 'Regain' due to the amount of hair's sticking out of them. Ladies from the campfire may bring their 'Veet' should they prefer their light snacks 'Brazilian'.

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we dont speak of THAT thread in here , thanks for the pork scratchings bert and yes please on the cheese and pickle ... i need a tooth pick now

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Fine. I'll come and camp with you. But I'm going to bring my other tent. Might need some scaffolding to erect it, if anyone's got some handy?

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And for the record I had no campfire. I was just setting up camp.... seems yours had police tape all around it and I couldn't get in.... :rolleyes:

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So you didnt hear about the BT tornado ripping through our camp and taking away all our tents .........NO , well thats cos it didnt happen , what really happend was i ate lots od beans ..and farted near the fire .

Darren has just gont to get more new tents

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So you didnt hear about the BT tornado ripping through our camp and taking away all our tents .........NO , well thats cos it didnt happen , what really happend was i ate lots od beans ..and farted near the fire .

Darren has just gont to get more new tents

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