mr blue Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) Tickets arrived this morning! See y'all on the course. ps is it too early for a countdown? 166 days, so we're closer to next year than this year. Edited December 13, 2008 by mr blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 ...as a law-abiding citizen, I will NOT be on the course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blue Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 ...as a law-abiding citizen, I will NOT be on the course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Is it coarse to pick hairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Is it coarse to pick hairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 ...confession time - first time I went to Wychwood I could not find the 'effluent disposal point' so, having trudged round the course at 6.30 am on Monday Morning, with a full and weighty chemical loo lower receptical, I had to resort to tipping the gruesome contents on the hallowed ground of Cheltenham Racecourse. I have never slept since - seeing those poor puzzled horses and jockeys STUCK two hurdles out in the 2.30 a few weeks later!! Please, forgive me..................I know I should be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Are we about to indulge in a thread of most naughty load-sheddings at Wychwood and beyond??? Thought there was plenty of nice toilets at Wychwood as it goes. Don't remember being caught short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 ...fact is, I just couldn't find the 'Elsan Point' that year to tip me bucket in!!! After much badgering from me, it is now clearly marked on the s(h)ite map.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 ...fact is, I just couldn't find the 'Elsan Point' that year to tip me bucket in!!! After much badgering from me, it is now clearly marked on the s(h)ite map.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 .... do you mean Mr.Blue, the merchant banker - the only 'twig' who can actually afford to buy 'earlybird' tickets. Then, comes on here boasting about their arrival through his gold-encrusted letterbox - while the world teeters on the brink of economic armageddon. You always said he'd make a packet out of those piss-pipes.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blue Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Is there a reccession? I hadn't noticed from my ivory tower here in leafy Oxfordshire. It certainly must be hard for you lower orders to scrape together enough pennies to buy your frozen ready meals as recommended by Kerry Katona, who I understand is like a God to you people. If you're looking for Xmas presents for your many offspring you just might catch the sale at the pound shop, where it seems there is many a bargain to be had. Perhaps you could haggle, in that charming way the Unterklassen have. p.s. the pisspipe empire is not all it's cracked up to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 p.s. the pisspipe empire is not all it's cracked up to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Is it cracked? Mr B, have you reserved your seat for Glasto 09? Mr Gt D, you reserved your hole for Bearded Theory 09 yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Why yer bugger--ar divvent knaa what i`m deein next week nivver mind nox yor like! Is BT the one where you have to be "nominated"? or is that Secret Garden? den Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blue Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Is it cracked? Mr B, have you reserved your seat for Glasto 09? Mr Gt D, you reserved your hole for Bearded Theory 09 yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 TIMING BELT - I spit on you! Mine needs a FUEL PUMP - does Santa check scrapyards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 TIMING BELT - I spit on you! Mine needs a FUEL PUMP - does Santa check scrapyards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blue Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 TIMING BELT - I spit on you! Mine needs a FUEL PUMP - does Santa check scrapyards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marooned Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Sorry to be pedantic Mr.Blue, but ...surely YOU don't celebrate Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 If it was just the timing belt all would be well, but when it broke it took the camshaft, several valves and probably a piston or two. Second-hand low mileage engines for a 1992 Fiat turbo deisel are a bit hard to come by. Blue, crying into his Christmas Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Sorry to be pedantic Mr.Blue, but ...surely YOU don't celebrate Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blue Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Sorry to be pedantic Mr.Blue, but ...surely YOU don't celebrate Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gratedenini Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 And why pray would I not celebrate Christmas? I know I'm not exactly christian (or any other religion come to that) but isn't it the time of goodwill to all men, joining with your nearest and dearest, different parts of society coming together in joy and harmony and getting thoroughly bladdered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Seuss Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Hello everyone! I am going to be stewarding at this lovely event so if you see me wandering around in a tabard (or not), do come and say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollynolly Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Hello, xxxxxxxxx will you be wearing your lovely hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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