ErnestWorthing

Oh trust me my dear, there’s no chance I would find it “pretentious”. I hope you have an absolutely wonderful time though, enjoy your meet up and enjoy your festival.

The late Mr Thomas Cardew, an old gentleman of a very charitable and kindly disposition, found me, and gave me the name of Worthing, because he happened to have a first-class ticket for Worthing in his pocket at the time.

I’d rather rip my own arms off than hang around with a bunch of facebook “live laugh love” huns at Glastonbury. But thanks for the offer.

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or not!

Coachella is hotter than that every year

It's going to be just above freezing?! I have no idea what any of this means

Oh, so you admit that the weather in the run up to the festival will be "fantastic" then?

Tuesday 14 Jun - Thursday 23 Jun At the start of this period, changeable conditions with spells of rain or showers are expected in northern and western regions of the UK. The south and southeast should stay mainly dry with some lengthy sunny periods, but some rain is possible here too. Temperatures trending close to average, perhaps slightly below average in the northwest and warming up across the south. Further into the period, the most likely scenario is a southwest-northeast split in weather patterns across the country. This would favour fine and dry weather across southern and southwestern parts of the UK, while the north, and especially the northeast, will remain cloudier and breezier with showers or spells of rain. Towards the end of the period, the weather is likely to become more unsettled for most again. Friday 24 Jun - Friday 8 Jul Approaching the end of June, there is a chance for above average rainfall for most at first. However, rainfall and temperature will likely trend closer to average as we head into July.

Wednesday, Saturday, Sunday all dry. Thursday morning dry. Light showers Thursday afternoon/evening. Some light to moderate rain on the Friday but dry by the headliners and overnight.

Soccer Mommy was on the 2020 poster, is supporting WOD in Bristol and doesn't have a slot. No idea why she'd not be booked, but also no idea why she'd be secret, it melts my mind every time I think about it

Excellent. I'll almost certainly be having one of those with a straw at some stage then!

Every time I go on to the netweather forum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

It's tricky, because it needs to be Friday or Saturday, and it needs to be a fairly big stage, but I can't really find a spot. Unless he's just doing a guest spot with Billie on the Friday?

How do they get around the no glass rule?!

Zoe Ball did choose to ask him about Glastonbury, and he did remain coy in answering it. I'd certainly give this a lot more credence than Green Day. Avalon stage, 11:30 - 12:30, Friday morning. Calling it.

is there a strava segment at the festival?

They dropped out last minute previously, which is pretty unforgivable in their eyes

Ta very much. £26 for 24 cans isn’t the worst but yeah, will see if i can bring some with me

anyone know roughly how much a crate of coke set you back? I’m expecting £20 but if it’s much more i might lug some in myself

Pretty sure they’d cancel the festival if it was 67 degrees

that’s exactly the ridiculous kind of logic i’d use!

I'm glad they don't sell champagne at Glastonbury, I'd probably get drunk and do something stupid

I've prompted the guy who organised it previously several times and heard nothing so I think we can assume it's not happening.

Headlining R/L so couldn't be confirmed, album out this year, strong favourites to headline next year, not doing anything else, way more history with the festival...

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't those showing less than 1mm of rainfall?