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I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.

I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.

I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to f**k the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

Let's see Crimewatch f**king stage a reconstruction of that.

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Skips back into camp singing " MADNESS , MADNESS they call it MADNESS" Guess were i went last night ....?
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I am working until Xmas eve, and have the presents wrapped, and delivered and cards done and sent, but it just seems sooo far away. I know it often does as its my birthday on Saturday, and I get a bit excited about it, but it still seems a long way off. I am trying to motivate myself to clean the house in readiness.

Dave, I do not have any Xmas decs, never have, and probably never will.

LoL now I sound really bah humbug!

Passes round some Port

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:lol: blimey mr 80o0 plus...... ;)

Howdy matey...!

Iz all good...???yes...it iz...

YEY!!!!!!!

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Well i guess i should get my arse into gear and go do some Christmas shopping :P

Have a great Crimbo everyone :D

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