clockworkpurple Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Surely you just give it a good shake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset Mark Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 just cos it's a substitute penis doesn't mean we use the same technique as the blokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 i got mine from here, but they don't have any more of them by the looks of it. a search for "whiz freedom" brings up these.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Glasto Virgin Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I feel like an alien. I've never heard of a she-pee. But I like the sound of weeing like the boys rather than squating and weeing on your feet (when drunk). Could you use one when wearing jeans or would you have to wear a skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtonMoon Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I feel like an alien. I've never heard of a she-pee. But I like the sound of weeing like the boys rather than squating and weeing on your feet (when drunk). Could you use one when wearing jeans or would you have to wear a skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladybug-nina Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 You can use it with trousers. There is something so nice about peeing standing up in the open air at the longdrops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtonMoon Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 You can use it with trousers. There is something so nice about peeing standing up in the open air at the longdrops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkpurple Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I think I put every combination of whizz / away apart from that !! Thanks very much. Anybody know where I can get a pair of plastic testacles from? Need somewhere handy to stash the tissues and hand cleanser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 can i recommend that if you order one you get it delivered to work? i just freaked out my whole office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtonMoon Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Priceless!!!! After reading this thread i've ordered a whiz feedom from ebay - £9.99 delivered. I think I'll have a few practice runs as you ladies have advised! One question though, if any of you have used them in the longdrops as opposed to the female urinals then I assume when you use it you lean forward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 You'll be able to angle it - I had fun bending mine around whilst I was using it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtonMoon Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Were you trying to spell your name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Got mine today Must say it is soooo much easier than the she-pee to use. You don't have to push it as snugly to your 'lady garden' and with it being soft and flexible it doesn't dig in when trying to get a reasonable seal. Seems to be a better design altogether. Tremendous !! Can also use it as a fake nose on halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I'm going to give them a go this year, actually, I'm going to buy a plastic one beforehand and have a practice Just found these too: http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/product_shop.aspx Has anyone tried the Midstream ones? COuld be handy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbird Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Got mine today Must say it is soooo much easier than the she-pee to use. You don't have to push it as snugly to your 'lady garden' and with it being soft and flexible it doesn't dig in when trying to get a reasonable seal. Seems to be a better design altogether. Tremendous !! Can also use it as a fake nose on halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thats Right Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Mine came today! Must have a pratice before 26th June! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Ok ladies mine arrived today so I figured I'd have a go at using it int he shower - good job I did! Is there a knack to using it without leakage at the bottom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harriet Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 got min e today, used it and it was great, just need to practice after a few drinks, am going out on Saturday so will give it a go when I get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtonMoon Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Ok ladies mine arrived today so I figured I'd have a go at using it int he shower - good job I did! Is there a knack to using it without leakage at the bottom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Well I just sort of held it against me! A few more goes in the shower I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strudders Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I thought I would add this as I really feel for you all getting to use these thingies. However as I have the necessary attachments pre plumbed I will be of no practical use so please see the following tasetful demo to see if it helps!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Well I just sort of held it against me! A few more goes in the shower I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talullah Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 oh my god ive got whizz envy......ive only got a small one (she pee) im going to have to get a whizz I cant stand it anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 LADIES...... BEWARE The shape of your lady garden changes dependant on if, and even what, you are drinking.... I've bought the whizz to replace my she-pee as found it useless at last year's festivals. Whizz is a doddle when sober, easy when pissed on vodka but for some reason when I was pissed off cider last night I managed to do it completely wrong & wet myself !! Don't know if I was getting too cocky (scuse the pun) or something more sinister is at the bottom of a can of merry down cider.... Will have to drink more cider to test it out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm sorry it went horribly wrong for you hun. If it fails to work under the influence of cider then maybe a few of us may have problems! However, I have since tried the Whizz in the shower twice and have leant forward slightly and I can happily report it worked perfectly. I'm not brave enough to try out of the shower just yet though! And after Sharonstoned's unfortunate accident plenty of practice both sober and pissed will be required! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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