P-MATES/SHE PEES!

[jay24]

I have a purple Whizz too and agree that they are great.

If anyone is thinking of getting one it's a good idea to buy it now so you have lots of time to practise - it's so much better than sitting!

[Wurzelcat]

Has anyone else found that when trying to do an online search for suppliers of pmates, shewees etc you keep getting sent to dubious porn sites! Will have to clear search history before the boyf is next over or he'll start thinking I'm into some girly kinky watersports shenanigans !

Think i had the shewee version before and i found them to small and fiddly, may experiment with a combination of cardboard disposable p-mates and purple whiz (assuming I can find them amongst the porn sites!)

[Jules007]

oh god...im going to have to get hammered before i'll be brave enough to "do it".... ive bought an epilator so I can get a better air seal if you get what i mean..it kills tho..and now I look like a plucked chicken...

[SharonStoned]

Cheers Talullah,

You've just reminded me to get things in order down there in time for the fest.

The less fuzz the better

[ButtonMoon]

I use my husband's head shaver. Number 1 all over. You don't get the itching as it grows back, completely painless and say adios to the 'oven ready chicken look'.

Hope he's not reading this Guards his razor with his life in case I want to do my legs. He has no idea

[SharonStoned]

how come you don't get the itching....?

[jameshunt]

Not sure really. Very uneducated guess would be the tiny stubble you get the first couple of days after shaving is not rubbing on your knickers, which would tickle? Having a number 1 instead makes it just long enough for this not to happen.

Looks ok too, bit like a nicely trimmed goatie !!

[SharonStoned]

Sounds good.

Post a picture.

Edited June 10, 2008 by SharonStoned

[jameshunt]

Never seen a goatie before

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

Never seen a goatie before

[jameshunt]

He wanted to see a goatie, not a tw*t.

[jameshunt]

But that does remind me of the Dutch slang for goatee, it literally means a talking tw*t.

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

But that does remind me of the Dutch slang for goatee, it literally means a talking tw*t.

[strudders]

AAAaaahhh thanks for cheering me up a bit as I see the thread has taken yet another unexpected turn!

Just for all you clipper girls out there, as you may find the wares from this shop useful if the weather gets nippy!!

Or you fee like showing off!

PS it is a clean link!

Clippy Clippy

[SharonStoned]

AAAaaahhh thanks for cheering me up a bit as I see the thread has taken yet another unexpected turn!

Just for all you clipper girls out there, as you may find the wares from this shop useful if the weather gets nippy!!

Or you fee like showing off!

PS it is a clean link!

Clippy Clippy

[pezzypops]

one for the guys maybe?

Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away--up to half a liter. When you're done, stick the leak-proof club back in your bag and take your next shot.

Edited June 12, 2008 by pezzypops

[clockworkpurple]

one for the guys maybe?

[feefeetee]

Right, just as this thread is taking a turn ( ), I got a purple whizz in the end too, it arrived a few weeks ago. I had a few practise attempts in the shower, and had a bit of a dribble down one leg (and splashed feet ), then I moved to the toilet (but trousers off), so far so good. Then I moved to using it with jeans on. Bit of a struggle, ended up pulling them down a bit. Then, after a night on the bevvies, tried it again and p**sed all over the place

I hadn't used it again until just now, but I've moved back to shower practice again and will build up to it again One thing I've learnt (after peeing all over the place after many pints of cider) is that you have to regulate your flow when you have a cider/beer bladder to break. Don't let it rip all at once, ease it out Might have to have another few pissed practice sessions this weekend.

oh god...im going to have to get hammered before i'll be brave enough to "do it".... ive bought an epilator so I can get a better air seal if you get what i mean..it kills tho..and now I look like a plucked chicken...

[feefeetee]

I meant to post this too, the instructions that come with the Whizz freedom:

http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/pdf/089_W...nstructions.pdf

For whoever it was saying about using it from your sleeping bag:

If you are bed bound: Attach a connector tube and either lie on your back

and elevate your pelvis with a cushion - or roll onto your side and tuck

your upper leg closer to your torso than your bottom leg. Hold the Whiz in

place and make sure the Whiz and tube slant downward.

Not sure I'd be wanting to take that risk though

Edited June 16, 2008 by feefeetee

[SharonStoned]

you have to regulate your flow when you have a cider/beer bladder to break. Don't let it rip all at once, ease it out

[lalala]

Cheers Talullah,

You've just reminded me to get things in order down there in time for the fest.

The less fuzz the better

[Runner]

Bloody hell, that's another thing I'd forgotten to put on my to do list!

And seriously, is there any point in me spending money on a weewee-directing funnel - do they actually work? Or shall I just spend the tenner or so on cider & p*ss on myself unassisted?

Edited June 16, 2008 by Runner

[Jules007]

I must remember this gem from the instructions or it could get messy

'it’s not designed to enter the body'

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

Bloody hell, that's another thing I'd forgotten to put on my to do list!

And seriously, is there any point in me spending money on a weewee-directing funnel - do they actually work? Or shall I just spend the tenner or so on cider & p*ss on myself unassisted?

[Kelster]

Don't know whether i've left this all a bit too late, but i'm very interested in getting one of these, how long did it take for yours to be delivered and where's the best place to get them, apart from ebay??

Thanks