singles thread

[Katster]

And cream can make your skin go stinky.... It get's in to the pores and then goes off, can take days to shift it.

[sifi]

He also used to fall out of the back of taxis while drunken.

[Katster]

And get thrown out of City / States. You've got to be impressed with that.

[sifi]

Throwing up on ladies on trains is more impressive to me. Especially when handing them a posh pink towel afterwards.

Edited September 9, 2008 by sifimaster

[Goblinz]

Hey I never mentioned crude! It's completely up to individual people what they discuss on here, but sometimes I restrain myself, then I read what others have put and think I needn't have bothered

[Katster]

Mmmmmm, restraints.

Edited September 9, 2008 by Katster

[Goblinz]

Dear me that's clutching a bit. Has it been a while friend?

Me too actually, come to think of it! Although I am quite bloke like in regards to sex in a lot of ways, I cannot help the fact that I was born a woman and am therefore naturally picky. Although I can quite happily enjoy sex with a bloke I have no feelings for, I've got to at least fancy the guy. I can't just pick any munter off the street for my own satisfaction. Tis about the only thing which seperates me from the boys though

Well, that and breasts and a lack of penis.

Edited September 9, 2008 by Goblinz

[Shinny]

Dear me that's clutching a bit. Has it been a while friend?

Me too actually, come to think of it! Even though I am quite bloke like in regards to sex in a lot of ways, I cannot help the fact that I was born a woman and am therefore naturally picky. Although I can quite happily enjoy sex with a bloke I have no feelings for, I've got to at least fancy the guy. I can't just pick any munter off the street for my own satisfaction. Tis about the only thing which seperates me from the boys though

Well, that and breasts and a lack of penis.

[worm]

Well, that and breasts and a lack of penis.

[worm]

I don't think I know of any blokes that could just pick any munter off the street for their own satisfaction.

[Katster]

***Edit to say*** I don't think I know of any blokes that could just pick any munter off the street for their own satisfaction.

[Kowalski]

I don't think I know of any blokes that could just pick any munter off the street for their own satisfaction.

[Katster]

Do you lack a penis though, or do you in fact have a vagina? I actually prefer the term magina, but people just think I'm stupid when I say that. In truth I'm stupid even when I don't say that. So, best not use that term really - much confusion/identity crisis.

And, also, don't men have breasts too?

[worm]

Men have moobs, I lack a penis but have a vagina as it's replacement, shrivelled undeveloped penis that it is

Moobs are different to breasts, moobs cannot feed children.

[Katster]

You 'lack' being male, but have replaced it with a female sex organ?

You are inherently subdued, due to your sex my dear.

And men do have breasts. Silly girl!

[Radar]

Are we basically all just saying now, "we want sex?!"

Although I find this as much of a surprise as I do the Pope's denomination of choice, I concur. Now, perhaps "less talk, more action?!" ???

[worm]

Don't try your psycho shit on me Mr, in the context I was talking, yes I lack being male. In the wider picture, women are far superior, everyone knows that. Even you.

[Kowalski]

Are we basically all just saying now, "we want sex?!"

[sifi]

Are we basically all just saying now, "we want sex?!"

[Katster]

Indeed.

So men lack vaginas, not the other way around. Just keeping you empowered ma dear!

[Kowalski]

f**k that, I'm picking, I'm not being the one who draws the short straw, so to speak.

[Radar]

Yep, virtual keys are going to be thrown into the middle of the forum.

[worm]

Are we basically all just saying now, "we want sex?!"

[sifi]

f**k that, I'm picking, I'm not being the one who draws the short straw, so to speak.

[Kowalski]

You are pretty safe. I don't drive.