WWE

[Smally]

Whats happened to this weeks ECW?

Today we have priced up Mania. Works out at around £1700 per person for a few days at Disneyland + Flights + the platinum package for Mania. We would be in Amercia for around 12 days. IMO that isent a bad price at all, however its getting the money together for basicly now, and thats near impossible.

[Uncle Liam]

Whats happened to this weeks ECW?

Today we have priced up Mania. Works out at around £1700 per person for a few days at Disneyland + Flights + the platinum package for Mania. We would be in Amercia for around 12 days. IMO that isent a bad price at all, however its getting the money together for basicly now, and thats near impossible.

[Uncle Liam]

Impact was horrible this week.

Get this, at the next PPV, there is going to be what appears to be a " Womens Reverse Battle Royal Cage Match"

Joe and Angle are doing MMA training for a Pro Wrestling match. Thats just dumb.

Now see if you can get this. Matt Morgan added James Storm to Team Tomko for the lethal lockdown match. Making it 5 on 4. Why he did this was not explained. Then a match is made between Sting and James Storm with Matt Morgan as the referee. In the match, Jacqueline interfered, Storm tried to hit Sting with the baseball bat, Morgan caught him took it off him and threw it to Sting, who hit him with it, and then the Scorpion Death Drop for the pin. Team Tomko come down, start mouthing off at Morgan. This brings out Team Cage, who fight them of before revealing Matt Morgan as the 5th member. WHAT THE f**k IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?

And we all know that Morgan is going to turn heel on Team Cage. So why bother? f**k of Russo!

[metallimuse]

Uncle Liam you make me laugh mate!Every week you come in and moan about TNA!Why do you still watch it?I know your just hoping that it will get better or maybe you like 'car-crash tv'?Anyways,makes me chuckle.

[Uncle Liam]

Well, TNA has such a good roster that you at some point will get some good wrestling. Admittedly, its not very often, but still...

The thing is, when Impact was just one hour long, they rushed through everything it was near imposible for the stupid stuff to register. And there was a lot of unintentional comedy, and you had Nash doing stupid stuff, which is always funny. Now its two hours, you have sit through long, nonsensical promos, more backstage skits,, more horrible gimmicks, and recently, a lot of crappy wrestling.

Case in point, Dustin Rhodes is doing a split personality gimmick "Black Reign" and he's now in a faction with Rellik 9which is Killer spelt backwards, if you didnt know ) Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave (who are two of the worst workers I've EVER seen) and Christy f**king Hemme. They are feauding with Eric Young, who can turn into a superhero, and apparently doesnt know it. WHO COULD POSSIBLY CARE? GET THIS SHIT OPF MY TV NOW. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT?

You know, at least when WWE did the Hurricane gimmick, Shane Helms played it perfectly, it was so tongue in cheekand provided light relief.

[luckysalt]

I haven't caught TNA yet this week, dunno what they're doing with Eric Young, he was great as he was, they didn't need to change him

[Uncle Liam]

Dont bother.

Seriously, its not worth the one hour and twenty minutes of your life.

[luckysalt]

I can't find it anyway online

Heyman is blasting the WWE and he bores me frankly

"OK, so we're going for yet another emotional moment. We had 'em crying at the Hall of Fame. Had 'em at Mania. OK, one more to go. Let's give it to 'em on Raw. And after the first set of reunions for Flair, don't you think it was time for the mass curtain call, the standing ovation, the "thank you Ric" chants and goodnight everybody? It was a treat for everyone to see Ric reunited with Tully and Arn and Windham and JJ. Anyone who knows the story of how JJ left WWE, and the enormous heat between JJ and Vince will tell you, this was Vince McMahon doing what he felt was right for business. Hey, there's Ricky Steamboat. That's a nice tribute. Their worst matches against each should be considered all time classics. Those two were magic together. Michaels' appearance and hug makes it complete. That's some great emotion.But watching Flair cry because Chris Jericho says thank you? Hey, here's John Cena. And he's saluting Flair. Whooop de freakin' do. Yeah yeah, this is basic Thugonomics. What the hell does it have to do with anyone's favorite Flair memories? Cena? Jericho? Where's Fifi the French Maid?"

"And please, I'm begging someone to tell Vince and Kevin Dunn that f'n song about leaving the memories alone is not something that tugs at the heart, nor does it add to the emotion of a Ric Flair testimonial. Play Strauss' Sprach Zarathustra - which was the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey - all night long. That other song is just Vince and Kevin saying: "Here's the WWE touch to it all that makes it so great. Get over yourselves."

[luckysalt]

seems they're definatly running with Batista - Shawn Michales as Batista has been spotted at Raw tonight EDIT - Its been announced they're both guests on Jericho's highlight reel

Ron Killings is also there, I wonder... could he be put in a faction with Cryme Time?

DH Smith is thankfully being repackaged as a heel with the nickname The Candian Bulldog, glad hes getting another chance and won't be dropped

Edited April 7, 2008 by luckysalt

[Uncle Liam]

According to Meltzer, the reason harry Smith was brought up was so Vince could make an example of out of somebody for drug use. Apparently, he had already tested positive before being brought up to the main roster.

[Halcyon]

According to Meltzer, the reason harry Smith was brought up was so Vince could make an example of out of somebody for drug use. Apparently, he had already tested positive before being brought up to the main roster.

[Uncle Liam]

Apparently, there is a TNA esqie segment on Smackdown this week involving The Great Khali, Big Show, and various animals.

[minute5072]

TNA esqie segment

[Uncle Liam]

by that i take it you mean shite?

[rossmac1987]

i acctually quite enjoyed tna this week.

it was stupid but fun.

[Uncle Liam]

I havent got this weeks TNA yet. I may save it for a Saturday treat.

just watched Smackdown! Opening segment was ludicrous but the rest of the show was fun. Vickie Guerrero is so great.

[rossmac1987]

yeah smackdown was good. the vikki and edge stuff gave me the boak but.

[luckysalt]

So what do we think of Backlash so far...

World Heavyweight Champion - Undertaker vs. Edge

WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Match - Randy Orton vs. JBL vs. HHH vs. John Cena

Big Show vs. The Great Khali

ECW Champion - Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero

Batista vs. Shawn Michaels

[Addy__C]

So what do we think of Backlash so far...

World Heavyweight Champion - Undertaker vs. Edge

WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Match - Randy Orton vs. JBL vs. HHH vs. John Cena

Big Show vs. The Great Khali

ECW Champion - Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero

Batista vs. Shawn Michaels

[luckysalt]

Seen the legend of Flair T Shirt?

Its quality

[Uncle Liam]

So what do we think of Backlash so far...

World Heavyweight Champion - Undertaker vs. Edge

WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Match - Randy Orton vs. JBL vs. HHH vs. John Cena

Big Show vs. The Great Khali

ECW Champion - Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero

Batista vs. Shawn Michaels

[luckysalt]

what do you think of the T-shirt Liam? gunna get it?

[Uncle Liam]

what do you think of the T-shirt Liam? gunna get it?

[Uncle Liam]

Impact last night was.... quite good! If it wasnt for the Shawn and Big Dave segment on Raw, it would have been better than Raw!

Lockdown tonight. If its not the worst show of the year i'll be surprised. I mean for f**ks sake, a reverse battle royal cage match? What the f**k? And all that shit with the handcuffs? And the X division bullshit. What is the point of an all cage PPV? Thi show will suck.

Looking at the War Games match, who does everyone think is turning on Christian? i'd say Matt Morgan, although they did indicate it would be Nash on Impact 9go where the money is). My friend Michael reckons it will be Sting, because that will make the least sense. Although I havent ruled out Christian turning on himself. I wonder if this year harley Race will be ringside to prevent interference? EVEN THOUGH ITS A f**kING CAGE MATCH.

ts bullshit. Because if this is MMA, then its real, so what the f**k is everything on the card? So they'll have a good match, it'll probably be quite stiff, and Joe will win and they'll be a pop and by the TV taping on Monday, NO ONE WILL CARE BECAUSE THEY'LL BE A LOAD OF BULLSHIT.

[luckysalt]

Angle v Joe will be awesome I bet

Sting won't turn heel he's a christian same as HBK, so will only want to be used in a positive light, and the way TNA need to keep him, they'll do whatever they vcan to make him happy, Sting has never and will never be a heel

how many wrestlers have never been a heel?

sting...

erm...

?