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I don’t believe I’m one of the aforementioned ladies but if I may, I have a scale I developed that may be of interest in deciding whether you should pursue them? THE [REDACTED] SCALE: 10- physical perfection so impossible by definition 9- highest mark possible. Very few in the world. Margot Robbie is one example ( in wolf of Wall Street particularly) 8- literally the best looking birds you will see in real life walking around. As I said you won't see that many. Maybe a few in a day walking round Chichester for 24 hours 7- this is as I have already said a very very good mark and means the bird is fit and a head turner. But you see more of them than the 8's. 6- very decent Mark. If you got 60% in an exam you would be pretty chuffed yes?!...think of it that way. 5- this is the average score. The bang average for a bird. So they are not hideous and they are not really that fit. Probably your bread and butter on a night out. 4- starting to get ropey here. On an evening out you would probably consider planting one up them with a few lagers down ya. I have smashed a few 4's in my time. We all have. 3- this is ropey. Either fat, or ugly. Not both. 2- fat and ugly. A f**king disgrace that you would be well embarrassed about. 1- absolutely rancid and the worst mark at all possible. I have rarely seen anyone pull a 1/10 genuinely apart from one of my mates Faz who pulled a r*****, another mate who pulled a dwarf and another mate who pulled an ugly bird so fat he 'could not get his arms round her' and 'something came off her nipple in his mouth' when he was sucking her tits' 0- physically impossible. -
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By UncleSemiteJunior · Posted
Hello. I was hoping this fine community could help me with an inquiry. I had the most magical afternoon in 2025 dancing to my favourite artist, Rizzle Kicks, with two vibrant ladies and a dashing man. The girls had lathered up with what looked like extra suncream while he was wearing a distinctive piece of hatwear. We were thick as thieves and had a jack ball, before retiring to a nearby refreshment stand to munch some sushi. Sadly, I'd had a shandy and did not get any of their names or numbers. Foolish! Chalk it up to that classic Glasto spirit, a bauble of which lives within me very tightly all year long. But fortunate strikes when you least it expect it... while browsing the ol' twitter, I came across a photo of what certainly looked like it might have been them. I shall attach below. My memory is a little hazy so I can't be sure. Does anyone know who they are? And if so, how I can in touch with them? -
By sheffinghell · Posted
Happy to report there are still some really good people in the world. I went to 'in conversation' talks with Maxine Peake and Chris Packham today. Two fine examples of humanity. -
By sheffinghell · Posted
More performance than gig, but The Eccentronic Research Council with Maxine Peake was quite the experience. Readings of peoples dream narratives over electronic beats and bleeps, and a bit of Shelley to finish.
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