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Word from Shangri HQ is...

Shangri-Heaven is a total pisstake of elitist VIP tent festival crap, everyone trying to get the "right wristband" to the "right area" where the "right people" are. Its the only VIP area that isnt actually VIP. Its totally accessible exclusivity, that is to say, not exclusive at all. Unless you have muddy boots on or piss int the fountain, in which case you can fuck off back to Shangri-Hell.

Shangri-Heaven is considerably easier than real Heaven to get into. But whatever. Seriously, dont stress about getting in. Its all made up.

No amount of pre-festival facebooking/tweeting will get you there, we enjoy it at Shangri-HQ but the Admin Angels aren't plugged in to social media. Simply apply to the Angels at the Desk of Judgement and tell them your story and see what happens next.

It ain't a nightclub folks, its a Heavenly Multiplex, but then what did you expect from us - an ordinary time? I'm afraid its going to be a little more exciting than that.

The secret password is: Social Media !

not really.

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Word from Shangri HQ is...

Shangri-Heaven is a total pisstake of elitist VIP tent festival crap, everyone trying to get the "right wristband" to the "right area" where the "right people" are. Its the only VIP area that isnt actually VIP. Its totally accessible exclusivity, that is to say, not exclusive at all. Unless you have muddy boots on or piss int the fountain, in which case you can fuck off back to Shangri-Hell.

Shangri-Heaven is considerably easier than real Heaven to get into. But whatever. Seriously, dont stress about getting in. Its all made up.

No amount of pre-festival facebooking/tweeting will get you there, we enjoy it at Shangri-HQ but the Admin Angels aren't plugged in to social media. Simply apply to the Angels at the Desk of Judgement and tell them your story and see what happens next.

It ain't a nightclub folks, its a Heavenly Multiplex, but then what did you expect from us - an ordinary time? I'm afraid its going to be a little more exciting than that.

The secret password is: Social Media !

not really.

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I get the impression it'll be one of those things where someone on the gate light-heartedly says "and why do you deserve to get in?" and you just have to make something up and then they will pretend to think before replying with "well...go on then". I bet all this stuff on facebook is just so they can trick people into putting in unnecessary effort (like writing letters). A bit of a laugh, basically.

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