The Simpsons

[brighteyes]

"This log is your log,

This log is my log

When lightning struck it

It kicked the bucket

I poured some onions, inside my trousers

This log it used to be a tree

Now it spreads love to you and me

Hey look it's heading out to sea"

Also the bit where Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife...

[rexclark]

"This log is your log,

This log is my log

When lightning struck it

It kicked the bucket

I poured some onions, inside my trousers

This log it used to be a tree

Now it spreads love to you and me

Hey look it's heading out to sea"

Also the bit where Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife...

[adustlandfairytale]

Feels like I'm wearing nothing all

nothing at all

nothing at all

Ahhhh stupid sexy Flanders!

[Cardboard Box City]

"Have the Rolling Stones killed!"

[ampersand]

the dad who knew too little was on the other day. love that one!

(Lisa turns on the tape of "Lisa Simpson, Girl Cowboy." In it, Lisa's face is crudely pasted on a cowgirl's body. The animation is really choppy.)

Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...

Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!

Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...

Homer voiceover: McNuggets!

Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!

Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!

(We see a turkey in wrapping paper!)

(In the film a male cowboy rides up)

Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...

Homer voiceover: Maggie!

Lisa: (in reality) Huh?

Bartender: (enters from a saloon) Bad news sheriff...

Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!

Bartender: Some Indians took all the...

Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!

Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...

Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!

Homer voiceover: Huh wha?

(Static fills the screen as Lisa shuts off the TV in anger.)

[Alcatraz]

The one where Marge's fear of flying is investigated is brilliant, merely for Marge's "Lowenstein, Lowenstein" line

[Cardboard Box City]

'That's just the carp swimming round your feet...'

[rhysieg]

i forgot how great simpsons is... i recognise most quotes people have mentioned.

"im gunna make it! im gunna make it! this is the greatest day of my life!...."

"wait im not a missionary, i dont even believe in jebus, let me out!...(sorry no can do)... OHHH SAVE ME JEBUUUUSSSSS!!!!"

[Cardboard Box City]

Rev. Lovejoy: And now, to read from the epistles of Saint Paul, Homer Simpson.

Homer: [clears throat] Dear Lord, in your infinite wisdom, you know the number to call when you need a plow is KLondike-5-3226.

Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, this is *really* low...

Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!

[rexclark]

Another classic from the monorail episode

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!