If YOU were a Chilean Miner....

[Steve P]

see you fail. that's work o'clock. no-one wants to make a jobby in works toilets. mine tend to come early evening. brilliant timing!

[ampersand]

How is getting paid to poo a fail?! Nothing more satisfying than knowing you're earning cash whilst having a dump. I remember getting an email years back now that had a programme on it with a timer that then calculated how much money you'd earnt whilst dropping the kids off at the pool.

[gratedenini]

fair point. but just how many peoples piss have been wiped off that toilet seat with only bog roll?

home toilet ftw!

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Surely it's more weird timing when you're gonna shit everyday?

[ampersand]

Surely it's more weird timing when you're gonna shit everyday?

[Pogues Mcgogues]

how so? you eat three plates/bowls of meal a day. plus snacks. how can it be healthy for all that shit to remain in your body for days?

[ampersand]

No ofcourse go everyday, but why have a little timed schedule of when you do?

[Steve P]

I imagine this is the sort of thing that happens after Den finally releases (2.20 in)

[sifi]

This thread has turned to shit.

[the_hedge]

This thread has turned to shit.

[gratedenini]

Lucy pinder

Chino Moreno

Josh Homme

Stephen Hawkin

Abi Titmus to do some kinky shit.

Jack Black and Kyle

Joss Stone

[Steve P]

FOR SURE... that contraption wouldn`t do a thing with one of mine. tbh... I`m experienced enough now that, after a view.. sometimes I dont even bother to flush, cos I know it would be a waste of water (I`m green).

It had always been a dream to Stool on A Plane.

A few years ago, I realised that dream... out came the Monkeys Leg and laid there, steamin on that flap-type thing... well---I knew I was in deep trouble... I pushed the button but the weight must have been too much... and it gave only a token movement.

Well, yer bugger a hell... I knew folks must have been waiting outside..what could I do!!!!

I ended up making a sort of Toasting Fork, out of the lavvy roll (I`m trained in Oragami) and as I pressed the button, I simulutaneously launched the log ... the plane lunged to the left

Phew!

What a look the next occupant gave me when she passed my seat on the way down the aisle!!

Its been an interesting life of shite.

den