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its fooking soon


Guest mooseman

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Man, whats wrong with this place, it seems to be a bunch of opinion crushing idiots bashing there little dicks on keyboards.

I'm getting excited now but this place is letting it down.

Look hard enough you will find an experienced slut that will fit you in at some point in her dirty little infected sex tent.

Last year I didn't even go so my excitement has rolled over.

I just need to find the tent again

Enjoy guys and Blink 182 are good its a fact ;P

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Man, whats wrong with this place, it seems to be a bunch of opinion crushing idiots bashing there little dicks on keyboards.

I'm getting excited now but this place is letting it down.

Look hard enough you will find an experienced slut that will fit you in at some point in her dirty little infected sex tent.

Last year I didn't even go so my excitement has rolled over.

I just need to find the tent again

Enjoy guys and Blink 182 are good its a fact ;P

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It is "fooking soon". Which begs the question. Where the f*ck are Mike99's 4.3million threads about site maps,water points, arena opening times, stage times, wristband exchange location, camp shops, police presence, number of stewards, number of punters, number of campsites, number of tents, number of stages, drink prices, food prices, food varieties, drink brands, alcoholic drink brands, cost of merch, type of merch available, size of merch available, colour of merch available, smell of merch available, shuttle buses, train times, tout locations, tout prices, touts are scum, number of touts, first names of touts, location of ice cream van around site, location of ice cream vans dealing drugs around site, pack list, booze list, drug list, time arriving, time leaving, how many in your party, what are their names, the mike99 meet-up 2010 etc.

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It is "fooking soon". Which begs the question. Where the f*ck are Mike99's 4.3million threads about site maps,water points, arena opening times, stage times, wristband exchange location, camp shops, police presence, number of stewards, number of punters, number of campsites, number of tents, number of stages, drink prices, food prices, food varieties, drink brands, alcoholic drink brands, cost of merch, type of merch available, size of merch available, colour of merch available, smell of merch available, shuttle buses, train times, tout locations, tout prices, touts are scum, number of touts, first names of touts, location of ice cream van around site, location of ice cream vans dealing drugs around site, pack list, booze list, drug list, time arriving, time leaving, how many in your party, what are their names, the mike99 meet-up 2010 etc.

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