Proposing @ Glastonbury

[tommmy]

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

[slipmatt]

I’m debating whether to propose to my girlfriend at Glastonbury this year.

Thoughts? Too cheesy maybe?

Bono agreed to do it live on the pyramid stage but now he’s let me down.

So any alternative ideas where/how? Some may call this unromantic asking for advice but oh well! I sense there may also be suggestions of “Outside the Brothers bar, half way up a flagpole absolutely battered”

Oh well if nothing else I might get some amusing ideas from here!

[slipmatt]

I was going to do it up at the look out spot on the Thursday, but then I got the ring and got too excited and did it last week. lol

Either way - good luck buddy!

[sums98]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute!!

good luck

[sums98]

oops twice..

Edited May 26, 2010 by sums98

[refriedgenes]

Couldn't you just put the ring on her finger while she's passed out and when she wakes up and sees it come back with "Don't you remember? I'm deeply hurt!"

That way the stress of howto's and wherefore's is eradicated from the decision process.

I'd probably just wait for the moment though.

You've gotta go for A2M.

[Ponyegg]

Don't plan the "when"... just wait for that beautiful glasto moment when youre listening to some amazing music, you look around and realise it's an amazing place, you feel your heart swell and you might cry... that's the time. :-)

[smudger]

Was just going to say DON'T DO IT!!!! don't ruin your life with this pointless act.........

but then read this and realised romance isn't dead after all.........its a beautiful world people....love and peace.....xx

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

[hellywellywoowoo]

how do people feel about girls proposing to their boyfriends at glasto?

[sammysundae]

As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

[muddyslingbax]

how do people feel about girls proposing to their boyfriends at glasto?

[smudger]

how do people feel about girls proposing to their boyfriends at glasto?

Edited May 26, 2010 by smudger

[Ponyegg]

how do people feel about girls proposing to their boyfriends at glasto?

[sammysundae]

i'm only 20 and this is making me want to propose. not interesting in getting married. but proposing sounds like fun

[muddyslingbax]

i'm only 20 and this is making me want to propose. not interesting in getting married. but proposing sounds like fun

[tommmy]

Was just going to say DON'T DO IT!!!! don't ruin your life with this pointless act.........

but then read this and realised romance isn't dead after all.........its a beautiful world people....love and peace.....xx

[geztival_09]

I haven't read everyone else's replies, so it's probably already been suggested a lot, but I believe that almost all of us ladies are romantics at heart, so I say stone circle at sunrise on the Sunday/Monday

Good luck if you decide to go ahead with the proposal!

[septemberwillow]

Well Mr Native, if I was the lucky lady in question, this is excellent advice:

Don't plan the "when"... just wait for that beautiful glasto moment when youre listening to some amazing music, you look around and realise it's an amazing place, you feel your heart swell and you might cry... that's the time. :-)

[lolbeck]

Don't plan the "when"... just wait for that beautiful glasto moment when youre listening to some amazing music, you look around and realise it's an amazing place, you feel your heart swell and you might cry... that's the time. :-)

[bingabonga]

I proposed last year by the stone circle on the Weds night, my gf accepted though we had done a bit of Strongbow and Brothers to top it off....................

Getting married next Thursday and Honeymoon back at Glastonbury a year on.

Go for it, it beats the Eiffel Tower any day of the week.

Good Luck

[tazzyb]

My hubby proposed to me in the car park just before we left on Monday lol.

Just go for it

[Local_Native]

Anyone know how late the park tower stays open?

Thank I would be able to arrange a time when we could go up alone?! Who would I contact about this??

[denwyn]

Prehaps you could be one of the still remaining TBA acts on one of the stages,prefer it to be one i'm not at:ph34r:....Why spoil Glastonbury

[siman]

I think the stone circle is such an obvious place to do it, so wouldn't do it there.

Keep the ring on you and do it whenever it feels good

[rischbrit]

How about getting in touch with GFL and getting to 'ask' her on one of the screens next to pyramid stage either in person is video or in writing on there?