World Cup 2010

[thegremlin_1999]

If he's done his ligaments as they seem to think, that's him right out of the tournament.

As someone's said, that's England's chances improved.

Players can be replaced right up until the first match kicks off.

[eFestivals]

they have the combined acceleration of a hilman imp!!!

And that makes a difference how exactly?

Rio is no less of a carthorse.

[Tugger2k]

And that makes a difference how exactly?

Rio is no less of a carthorse.

[ampersand]

my boss has just sent me rules and told me to pick my team for the fantasy football. it's as if she doesn't want me to work this afternoon

[Cardboard Box City]

my boss has just sent me rules and told me to pick my team for the fantasy football. it's as if she doesn't want me to work this afternoon

[ampersand]

Surely you can pick your team while you're waiting for the kettle to boil?

[Langdale Wolf]

he's a bit quicker when fit than that

the crucial part of that is obviously the 'when fit', which he hasnt been all season IMO. yes, ledleys got his knee problems, but for every 90mins hes been on the pitch for us this season his pace hasnt been a problem

[eFestivals]

he's a bit quicker when fit than that

So he might be, but it's never done him much good. His brain's so slow the player has waltzed past him before he's worked out he's meant to be doing something.

[ampersand]

To carry on the theme of cheesy England footy anthems at the end of a post:

"We're gonna score one more than you...... England!"

[oafc0000]

To carry on the theme of cheesy England footy anthems at the end of a post:

"We're gonna score one more than you...... England!"

[Langdale Wolf]

even 'don't come home too soon' was better than that shite!

[ampersand]

Not sure if to watch the movies on my flight or listen to my England album via MP3 player

[oafc0000]

Mate - that is the greatest World Cup anthem ever, purely for it's comedic value.

I remember thinking it was a spoof when I first heard that. Absolute genius.

[oafc0000]

and people said me buying an algeria top was sad...

[ampersand]

well that album fell on it's arse after track one

is klose or gomez more likely to start for germany?

[Langdale Wolf]

Could they have been anymore negative Really summed up the Scottish spirit Captured the moment perfectly

[oafc0000]

I presume you never heard the B-side? "On your way back through customs, can you grab us a few cheapo bottles of Buckfast?"

Instant classic.

[oafc0000]

well that album fell on it's arse after track one

[Langdale Wolf]

[Greeny_Musicchild]

1. Queen - We Are The Champions

2. Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds - Three Lions

3. The Farm - All Together Now

4. The Stranglers - Peaches

5. Fat Les - Vindaloo

6. 5,6,7,8's - Woo Hoo (As Used In The Carling TV Ad)

7. Collapsed Lung - Eat My Goal

8. England World Cup Squad 1970 - Back Home

9. UB40 Featuring The United Colours Of Sound - Swing Low Sweet Chariot

10. Centrespot - Great Escape '99

11. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

12. Oasis - Cum On Feel The Noize

13. Grandad Roberts And His Son Elvis - Meat Pie, Sausage Roll (Come On England Gi's A Goal)

14. Ant And Dec - We're On The Ball (Official England song for the 2002 FIFA World Cup)

15. Nat King Cole - Papa Loves Mambo (The Nike TV Ad)

16. Ron Goodwin & His Orchestra - The Dambusters March

17. The Central Band Of The Royal Air Force - Land Of Hope And Glory

18. Fat Les - Jerusalem

19. José Carreras - Nessun Dorma

20. Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Total quality

[Langdale Wolf]

New Order aren't on it?! Surely not! It's the only half decent one.

[oafc0000]

New Order aren't on it?! Surely not! It's the only half decent one.

[oafc0000]

This time next week I should be just be finishing my lunch after climbing Table Mountain

GET THE f**k IN

[Cardboard Box City]

This time next week I should be just be finishing my lunch after climbing Table Mountain

[oafc0000]

Surely there'll be cafes at ground level?