Staying Fat For Glasto

[st00ka]

Bacon butties twice a day.

[Nixy]

Pie and pints for me

I need to keep me strength up

[st00ka]

Pie and pints for me

I need to keep me strength up

[redmosquito]

Yup, I'm in training already for next year. This year I only managed 1 Welsh Oggie & 1 Pauline Flowler Growler. A really poor performance which I hope to better next year!

My training consists of eating as much pastry based savories snacks as possible.

[HandBanana]

I'm a gym-rat myself but I admire this thread more than the other one for some reason.

Go forth, fattehs!

[st00ka]

I'm off to Greggs for one of their glorious Spicy Mexican Chicken Pasties.

[Josie's Cat]

Holy crap, I just googled 'fat people eating' and this pic popped up! Is it real do you think? I can't stop looking at it, even though it's making me feel ill.

[laid back in the sun]

na gotta be fake, body builders have the worlds tiniest nuts

[4AssedMonkey]

Holy crap, I just googled 'fat people eating' and this pic popped up! Is it real do you think? I can't stop looking at it, even though it's making me feel ill.

[st00ka]

My regime involves, copius amounts of alcohol for 16 hours a day, deafening music, standing up constantly, 3 hours sleep a night in the garden and then trying to function normally at work. I reckon by June 2010, I'll be ready.

[bob parkhurst]

As a Teessider I am naturally suspicious of anyone who wishes to ‘get fit’ or be ‘healthy’

I’m currently in training to become stereotypical fat northern git. Pies, pints and pizzas, pasties and parmos are being consumed daily and for a bit of variation I go for crisps

[MyTwistedWords]

As a Teessider I am naturally suspicious of anyone who wishes to ‘get fit’ or be ‘healthy’

I’m currently in training to become stereotypical fat northern git. Pies, pints and pizzas, pasties and parmos are being consumed daily and for a bit of variation I go for crisps

[Aurigan Prime]

Im currently revoltingly healthy, attending a gym 3 times a week, jogging and ensuring I get my 5 a day (fruit, not pints).

However...come Glasto '10 I shall be seeking out the pies, pasties, bacon and egg butties and drinking cider like a good-un.

We all gotta have a blow out occasionally.

Roll on Glasto '10

[gemstarrr]

i am currently in training.

not had more than 6 hours sleep in over a month, been eating lots of noodles, talking to randomers and drinking far too much. just started uni!

[st00ka]

This week I have mostly been eating spicy beef and mushroom pizzas, I'm watching my figure.

[bob parkhurst]

Had a lion bar and some Brothers for my tea last night and have just demolished a big dirty greasy bacon bap this morning

I'm in full training now

Edited October 23, 2009 by bob parkhurst

[st00ka]

Had a lion bar and some Brothers for my tea last night and have just demolished a big dirty greasy bacon bap this morning

I'm in full training now

[Langdale Wolf]

What is one of the worst problems affecting Glasto revellers since 1970? I'll tell you - being a bit chilly at night.

Therefore, I recommend one of these

Daily.

When was the last time you heard of a fat person dying from the cold? Hmm? Anyone?

I'm skinny, but I eat shite like that all the time. I think I am what fat people call a 'bastard'. I keep trying to put on weight, but I simply can't do it.

I reckon one of those babies once a day will help me bulk up to 'extra podgular' by April.

[bob parkhurst]

Your tea sounds as healthy as my breakfast - a can of coke and packet of roast beef Monster Munch.

[Nixy]

Bacon baguette with multiple brews this morning. Although feel I am letting the side down a little bit - was a brown baguette, sorry, bad form there from me. To make up for any health benefits I may have derived from that I drowned it in tomato sauce, the full fat full salt version. Got to make an effort init

[st00ka]

Mine is whats left on the trolly when it get to my office, usually consisits of crisps, chocolate and full fat coke.

[st00ka]

Bacon baguette with multiple brews this morning. Although feel I am letting the side down a little bit - was a brown baguette, sorry, bad form there from me. To make up for any health benefits I may have derived from that I drowned it in tomato sauce, the full fat full salt version. Got to make an effort init

[4AssedMonkey]

What is one of the worst problems affecting Glasto revellers since 1970? I'll tell you - being a bit chilly at night.

Therefore, I recommend one of these

Daily.

When was the last time you heard of a fat person dying from the cold? Hmm? Anyone?

I'm skinny, but I eat shite like that all the time. I think I am what fat people call a 'bastard'. I keep trying to put on weight, but I simply can't do it.

I reckon one of those babies once a day will help me bulk up to 'extra podgular' by April.

[eve & nash]

Holy crap, I just googled 'fat people eating' and this pic popped up! Is it real do you think? I can't stop looking at it, even though it's making me feel ill.

[DaveMac]

What is one of the worst problems affecting Glasto revellers since 1970? I'll tell you - being a bit chilly at night.

Therefore, I recommend one of these

Daily.

When was the last time you heard of a fat person dying from the cold? Hmm? Anyone?

I'm skinny, but I eat shite like that all the time. I think I am what fat people call a 'bastard'. I keep trying to put on weight, but I simply can't do it.

I reckon one of those babies once a day will help me bulk up to 'extra podgular' by April.