CAKE?

[The-Sir]

Does anyone sell CAKE at Glasto?

I'm looking for an alternative drug and have been told that this legal high is popular in Prague, just wondering if anyone will be bringing it over to sell up at the circle?

Anyone know the risks?

I know that cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals. Would it be risky to take at Glasto?

[Runner]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, cake .... I make a wicked vicky sponge, does that count?

[Halcyon]

The cake is a lie

a delicious lie.

[Aphex's twin]

Stick to the yellow bentines mate.

[Sam Crawley]

Sacher Torte from Austria... that stuff is amazing. Make sure it's well hidden as you come in through the gates though, otherwise the stewards may want a slice

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, cake .... I make a wicked vicky sponge, does that count?

[xploit]

[bombfrog]

Alcohol is a drug.

"No it's not, it's a drink".

[Runner]

Sacher Torte from Austria... that stuff is amazing. Make sure it's well hidden as you come in through the gates though, otherwise the stewards may want a slice

[Jutt69]

Before you take it it is worth remembering that one kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a f**king disgrace!

[pezzypops]

[evansonuk]

Does this have anything to do with the elephant who got his trunk stuck up his anus?

[Runner]

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[Sam Crawley]

Oh my god. It is amazing, actually had some in Austria once, but my local Waitrose now sells it. I'm not posh, its just my local shop ... honest

[Runner]

Nothing wrong with being posh, Runner, what what

[Goblinz]

They actually sell something in Lush that looks very similar. A bright yellow bath bomb called "the happy pill".

[coolethan]

Have you got any Clarky Cats?

[RexKramer]

Not sure I'd mess with it - it stimulates the part of the brain known as Shatner's bassoon, which deals with time perception... so a second feels like a month.

[The-Sir]

Is it not a bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid?

[The-Sir]

I'm just scared I'll turn into a custard gannett

[snipe]

I believe cake is a made up drug.

[pineapple-tea]

Last one on drugs is a queer.

[Runner]

Last one on drugs is a queer.