This year i will mostly be avoiding....

[Lincoln Six-Echo]

You will love it! It will be just like an act in the Circus Field!

[FunkyDenz]

Money on a pathway attached to a piece of string attached to someone who thinks this kind of thing is hilarious.

[puppetmode]

The pyramid stage except from Tom Jones onwards..oh and the Quo.

[Runner]

yep, id go with that!

[splinterbungee]

an acid and ketamine double drop

[IGNITE77]

The TING TINGS

I hate them so much - their songs are so shit and repititive.

Can't believe they are so high up the bill.

Want to punch that drummer in the face and strangle the lead singer with her guitar lead.

Sorry......anger issued.

[krisskross]

the land of nod.

[benissright]

Bruce Springsteen (sorry, born in the USA brings back some really shit memories)

[Weasel08]

Abstinence

The Pyramid stage (cept when the Specials are on)

Wellies and waterproofs (I pray)

[Mrbruce]

Welsh Oggies.

[IGNITE77]

Giant Yorshire Puddings

Look absolutely foul.

[Runner]

Giant Yorshire Puddings

Look absolutely foul.

[cossie65]

Dizzee Feckin Rascal. What a tool.

[The Aardvark]

REALITY, through the use of recreational pharmaceuticals and ethnogens.

[old fence jumper]

soap and water

[5co77ie]

Welsh Oggies.

[Woppa]

Donks

[llcoolphil]

Drink, drugs and loose women. Oh, avoiding.....

[The Aardvark]

the land of nod.

[Andy112285]

Pyramid stage.... might make an exception for Fleet Foxes.

[LusciousLucy]

V festival types at their first Glasto...gonna be absolutely bloody everywhere and will very much be avoiding the ones that ask very stoopid questions like 'Is the water safe to drink'?!!!

Guitar playing by the camp fire...sorry!

Any queues...never any need for those except for Brothers Cider...CHECK FOR FEET IN THE LONGDROPS FOLKS AND FIGURE OUT/KNOW THE SHORT CUTS TO PLACES AND BRING SPARE PHONE BATTERIES!

[jonnylah]

Franz Ferdinand and The Black Eyed Peas. Both utter crap!

[Billy09]

chlamydia

[MikeyB37]

Guitar playing by the camp fire...sorry!

[Woppa]

CHECK FOR FEET IN THE LONGDROPS FOLKS