Virtual campfire 2009

[strudders]

Night Fairyinboots!

Have a great day tomorrow!

*hands a bag of dolly mixtures*

[pehaw]

I sense I am The Seeker.

I'll find you. You can't escape me.

The clouds are so low man they're gonna crush me.

<pushes clouds up>

<Run's off down the track>

[darrenbha]

Thats me for this evening. >crashes into porch of tent> woo look at the multi coloured stars

[strudders]

Yep same here too..

*stuff sweets in his Gob*

See you all tomorrow!

[karlpowell]

Passes Darren Glow stick ...come lets dance like a loon

[darrenbha]

awesome moves there Karl <joins in>

[darrenbha]

<throws pallets on fire having unloaded barrels of beer for newly built campfire bar>

[karlpowell]

Making a baby.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith , her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too.. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment? '

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away..'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

[darrenbha]

Well, I'm off for a jog then i'll grab some breakfast

[karlpowell]

*wakes up with feet stcking out of tent*

turns on MP3 player #INVADERS MUST DIE#

yeah new prodigy album is coool

[darrenbha]

Its a superb return to form thats for sure.

[bertieb73]

<Pokes head out of tent>

Did someone mention the Prodigy album? Can't wait to get hold of a copy. I'm lovin' the Omen single.

Would be rather pleasant to catch them live at some point htis year....

[darrenbha]

Catch them soon bert. Saw them on the academy tour in december. Wow sums it up

[darrenbha]

Catch them soon bert. Saw them on the academy tour in december. Wow sums it up

[darrenbha]

Sorry about that. Phone went a bit mental there.

[karlpowell]

I hope to be catching them in april in manchester:) its my birthday you see in april

[darrenbha]

>settles in and pours cider>

[honeydew]

HA Caught ya

DO SOME WORK

[darrenbha]

So busted. Trying to concentrate on greek. Just got to check my work

[darrenbha]

>sings> the grabbing hands grab all they can

[bertieb73]

(Howls) Everything counts in large amounts...Du du du du du du du do

[darrenbha]

Just picturing dave gahan arms outstretched as the pyramid field sings that back at him

[karlpowell]

I will be singing back also i will be doing my little wobble to , message to you rudy and trying to get a madness type dance to NIGHT BOAT TO CAIRO queue fog horn

Edited February 26, 2009 by karlpowell

[darrenbha]

Looking awesome this year eh karl. Have to bring my dancing shoes

[darrenbha]

<wanders back into camp swigging from vodka bottle and way more cheerful than yesterday> Now, where's my tent?