gaytulip Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 WELL WHERE DO I START , MY FIRST V AND MY BUDDYS THIRD . ARRIVED JUST B4 16:00 FRI DIRECTED TO CARPARK 2 EAST - PAID DODGY DAVE A TENNER TO LOOK AFTER THE JAMJAR - NICE LOOKIN MOTOR BUT DEF NOWT FLASH . TOOK REQUIRED CRAP FOR THE FRI SET UP CAMP (THERES ANOTHER WHINGE AND TOPIC ) WOKE UP SAT , HAD BREAKIE THEN BACK TO 2 EAST , FOUND CAR NO WORRIES GOT FEW MORE BITS , BACK TO GREYCAMP HAD A BALL SAT NITE BUT HADNT GOT WELLIES OUTTA CAR SO SUN OFF WE GO AGAIN SAME STORY BUT HEY WHERES ME CAR 3.5 HOURS LATER MUDDIED STARVIN THIRSTY EVENTUALLY FUMIN STILL NO CAR , PASSED FROM PILLAR TO POST ALL WITH BAD BAD ATTITUDE EXCEPT 1 YOUNG GUY WHO WAS GREAT ENDED UP SPEAKIN TO THE FUZZ WHO USED THE ANPR CHECK IF MY CAR HAD LEFT SITE AND CAME BACK SAYIN NO UNLESS PLATES WERE CHANGED B4 DRIVING OFF , LIKE ME YOURE PROB THINKING DOUBTFUL BUT AT LEAST I WAS REASSURED AND THEN THOUGHT SOD IT , TIRED HUNGRY ETC SO BACK TO CAMP WE WENT VIA WELLY STALL AHEM , CHILLED EVE SUN THEN PACKED UP MON AND DECIDED TO TAKE ALL THE CRAP TO CAR IN ONE GO , GOT SO FAR AND MY M8 SAID SHE`D GO TO CARPARK 2 EAST LEAVE HER STUFF THEN COME BACK AND SPLIT REMAINDER BETWEEN US ( HAD AROUND 4 MINS MOBILE BATTERY LEFT ) AFTER AROUND AN HOUR WATCHIN PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH THEIR STUFF , PEOPLE LOOTIN WHICH I WATCHED IN AWE , RING RING - "YOUR CARS BEEN STOLEN" LOOKED UP N DOWN CARPARK ,YUP U GUESSED IT 2 EAST ND NO SIGN , OK HHHMMM WHAT DO U DO IN MY WELLIES WELL MY BETTER HALF WAS OFF WORK SO RANG HIM BRIEF WATS HAPPD AS BATTERY WAS GOIN DOWN HE SET OFF TO PICK US UP .....................WE WALKED AFTER DECIDIN TO LOSE THE TWO CHAIRS PLUS A TABLE AS WE COULDNT CARRY IT BUT HEY CLAIM IT BACK ON INSURANCE GOT TO POLICE PORTAKABIN WHICH HAD CEASED OPERATION @ 13;00 WHEN PEOPLE WERE STILL LEAVIN AT 1600 ,THERE WERE TWO POLICE A MAN AND A WOMAN SAID HOW DAFT WE MUST LOOK PLUS WE APPRECIATE HOW MANY PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MOTORS EACH YR SO NICE MR PLOICEMAN SAID WHERE WAS IT AND WATS YOUR REG ETC I WILL DRIVE AND HAVE A LOOK 4 YOU , 45 MINS LATER NO SIGNS OF IT WERE HIS WORDS SO I WAS CONFIDENT THAT A MAN WHO IS TRAINED TO DEAL WITH SITUATIONS LIKE THIS COULDNT FIND IT WELL GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME , WE GOT A LIFT TO THE GATES WHERE MY PARTNER WAS PICKIN US UP FROM , HE ARRIVED , EVENTUALLY GOT HOME RANG TO REPORT CAR STOLEN FIRSTLY TO POLICE THEN INS COMP , RANG WESTON ON TUES TO SEE IF ANY NEWS TO BE TOLD THE CLEAN UP STARTS WED WE WILL RING U IF WE SPOT IT , LOW N BEHOLD WED AFTERNOON RING RING " YOUR CAR IS WHERE YOU PARKED IT SIR" WENT SHEEPISHLY AND COLLECTED IT FRI A WEEK AFTER PARKING IT BUT HOW COME ALL OF THE ABOVE 4 IT TO BE WHERE WE PARKED - NOTE NO DRINK OR DRUGS WERE TAKEN DURING THE WHOLE FIASCO JUST INCASE ANYBODY THOUGHT WE WERE OFF OUR **** LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 STOP SHOUTING!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tootie Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Caps lock stuck? You're in the wrong forum mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyuk Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Hmmm i guess hes very upset guys, Hence the reason for the caps! LMAO Poor fella.. Unlucky dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Hmmm i guess hes very upset guys, Hence the reason for the caps! LMAO Poor fella.. Unlucky dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyuk Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Sorry, I couldn't actually read it. All that shouting was giving me a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pezzypops Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 can someone sum it up for me? i got 2 lines in before my eyes started hurting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 can someone sum it up for me? i got 2 lines in before my eyes started hurting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 the jist of it what i could get is that they being girls had no spatial awareness of car parks parked car then just clean forgot where they left it by sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmad1971 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 CUPID STUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bizarre Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 ANYONE WANNA.......Erm sorry, ahem.....Anyone wanna buy a car? It's nowt flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STE123 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 that did me chuckle ..... not at the discomfort of the poster i must add AND THE LOUDNESS but on my night shift lastnight was watchin one of those programes SKYCOPS ,, Polcice interceptors ,, something like that and the ANPR car got a stolen porshe boxter goin into V the chopper guided the car in who had a solo copper in seen the three blokes get out who were all big blokes an he got a bit nervous called for back up but still tackled the driver who didnt put up much resistance but clearly visible to the chopper an the cop on the ground threw a massive bag of white stuff at his frind lol im sure he said get the kettle on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STE123 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 JUST DONT GOTO V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimps in Balaclavas Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Moral of the story is .. Don't pay Dodgy Dave to look after the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freehugs! Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 is this not the glastonbury section..? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cky Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 is this not the glastonbury section..? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I can't read it, it hurts my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifi Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I copied and pasted it into word, and changed the case into sentence case. Some of the proper verbs might have their capitals dropped off, but it's gotta to be better . Well where do i start , my first v and my buddys third . Arrived just b4 16:00 fri directed to carpark 2 east - paid dodgy dave a tenner to look after the jamjar - nice lookin motor but def nowt flash . Took required crap for the fri set up camp (theres another whinge and topic ) woke up sat , had breakie then back to 2 east , found car no worries got few more bits , back to greycamp had a ball sat nite but hadnt got wellies outta car so sun off we go again same story but hey wheres me car 3.5 hours later muddied starvin thirsty eventually fumin still no car , passed from pillar to post all with bad bad attitude except 1 young guy who was great ended up speakin to the fuzz who used the anpr check if my car had left site and came back sayin no unless plates were changed b4 driving off , like me youre prob thinking doubtful but at least i was reassured and then thought sod it , tired hungry etc so back to camp we went via welly stall ahem , chilled eve sun then packed up mon and decided to take all the crap to car in one go , got so far and my m8 said she`d go to carpark 2 east leave her stuff then come back and split remainder between us ( had around 4 mins mobile battery left ) after around an hour watchin people struggle with their stuff , people lootin which i watched in awe , ring ring - "your cars been stolen" looked up n down carpark ,yup u guessed it 2 east nd no sign , ok hhhmmm what do u do in my wellies well my better half was off work so rang him brief wats happd as battery was goin down he set off to pick us up .....................we walked after decidin to lose the two chairs plus a table as we couldnt carry it but hey claim it back on insurance got to police portakabin which had ceased operation @ 13;00 when people were still leavin at 1600 ,there were two police a man and a woman said how daft we must look plus we appreciate how many people lose their motors each yr so nice mr ploiceman said where was it and wats your reg etc i will drive and have a look 4 you , 45 mins later no signs of it were his words so i was confident that a man who is trained to deal with situations like this couldnt find it well good enough 4 me , we got a lift to the gates where my partner was pickin us up from , he arrived , eventually got home rang to report car stolen firstly to police then ins comp , rang weston on tues to see if any news to be told the clean up starts wed we will ring u if we spot it , low n behold wed afternoon ring ring " your car is where you parked it sir" went sheepishly and collected it fri a week after parking it but how come all of the above 4 it to be where we parked - note no drink or drugs were taken during the whole fiasco just incase anybody thought we were off our **** lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I copied and pasted it into word, and changed the case into sentence case. Some of the proper verbs might have their capitals dropped off, but it's gotta to be better . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkfarley Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 the jist of it what i could get is that they being girls had no spatial awareness of car parks parked car then just clean forgot where they left it by sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Crawley Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 The strange thing is they managed to turn on CAPS between writing the subject line out and the main text. Maybe it's a 419 scam in disguise?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyhack Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) Many years ago I parked my car next to a big red bus and thought that would make it easy to find when leaving. But the bus left before me and my landmark disappeared. Stupidly I'd not really registed the location and it took me an hour of wandering around to find it. A mistake you only, hopefully, make once. Edited March 15, 2009 by grumpyhack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkfarley Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Many years ago I parked my car next to a big red bus and thought that would make it easy to find when leaving. But the bus left before me and my landmark disappeared. Stupidly I'd not really registed the location and it took me an hour of wandering around to find it. A mistake you only, hopefully, make once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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