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21th June T-1. One more sleep ( if you can). The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 16.0 degrees at 0808 with humidity above 95%. Average temp at time of reading, over the past 21 days, is 18.0. Low of 13.3 and max 25.3 degrees. Consequent tent conditions - getting sweaty with the onset of panting and flatulence. * RAM jam jar is empty, as expected. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. The total rainfall in 21 days of June is 28mm. 15mm in a single day. Ducky has gone to the pool. * Diver is praising like he should. * Current wind condition - still. Miss Pat is currently reading Pyramid stage. Al Ci, 1 okta. * Sticky stick has left for Portugal in his bus. The Well retreats into obscurity. Ground condition is Large black dog eating rabbit scut, with the sound of buzzards thermalling. And that’s a wrap folks! Arlo, Pilton Digger and I will see you at the village fete tomorrow. Less pants, more party…… and remember to wear sunscreen.

Upvote 😁 standard household fitting in Glastonbury

There are reasons for this

It’s busy busy busy out there already. Safe travels everyone. Now let’s see your best bass face!!

Looks busy, as expected

Current weather at 5.54am. What a beautiful day

Ah just read this and realised that. He’s not denied it though.

I’m assuming this has been reported on here already?

Currently weather in Pilton.

Wait wait........stand down. False alarm . All clear now

Jaysus...any excuse to get outta work.... But seriously....shitty hell...hope you are back to a ok now.

Alert! alert!sound the klaxon!!!!! We have cloud. Well a cloud. 3rd update of the day

Hmmmmm

Video or it didn’t happen

Current reading

2.5 eggcups. Seriously it depends on the amount in a time frame. So if its a months rain in 1 hour we are in for mud. The land cant soak it up that quickly with 3000,000 people walking on it. But 1 minths rain over the whole 5 days is more manageable for the ground. Yesterday we had a little drizzle here and there, but the sun zapped it up good and proper. More detail available on the weather thread where they give more than 2 shits/ more paranoid than us on here.😀😎

20th June T-2 The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 18.7 degrees at 0952 with humidity at 76%. Consequent tent conditions - hot, bright and you smell, but you just don’t care. * RAM jam jar is dormant again. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. The small amount of rain we have had over the last 12 hours is negligible, having been evaporated by the sunshine. Ducky back to trawling Grindr. * Diver is practicing his DiRo flash mob dance. * The crowd is at full strength. Short people in trouble.* Current wind condition - fresh breeze. Miss Pat is currently reading Dulcote Waste Recycling centre. Harry ginners, 0 okta. * Sticky stick has applied for universal credit and is looking for a lift to the food bank. Ground condition is Glastonbury - on - Sea rock. * Arlo depicts a modern day love story of 2 bears fighting societal disapproval.

The start of another beautiful week and...... its Glastonbury THIS WEEK

I see no reason why it shouldn’t be open but as it is now under new management this year they may have other ideas. easy walk…depends what part of the showground you are on. Plus I’m not convinced there is a pavement along the main road, but I could be wrong about that. I suggest you call the pub and ask.

You sing it, I’ll play it

The duck is always removed when the measurement is taken. Otherwise he goes quackers. … I’ll get me coat

Would say yes, depending on your chosen campsite. Some of the more stoney areas would definitely need something other than a hand to get the pegs in far enough

That brings all sorts of images into mind. Not all of them pleasant, for the animal at least!