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“How do you look so together and perfect” said the Diver, “there is a lot of frantic paddling going on below the surface” said the Cow, “although the pamper parlour at Sticklinch usually helps”.. Temperature at 0854 am is 19.9 C and humidity is 82%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm indicated. The Ram Jam Jar is unchanged, but there is a little dampness in the air. The farm is said to have had a little sprinkle in the night and the power lines are currently buzzing loudly indicating damp air. I can confirm that the historically significant dust on top of the Bentley is undisturbed. The Well remains as dry as possible. The Diver has been been put on standby in case of any moist areas requiring helmet insertion. He hopes he can stay out tonight, he has met a nice centaur who is going to introduce him to Biffins Bridge. He doesn't know where that is on the tourist map but apparently the crossing is beautiful and will bring tears to his eyes. Today is a picture of an upside down dog, it wandered in the back door and made itself at home. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Acoustic. Cloud 8/8, St. The sky is the colour of the your granny's beard. The bird in the picture is free of charge. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. 3 year old Madeira cake that has been on the window sill. Haiku Dull grey afternoon weather worn poles are standing before the painting

This mornings cheery thought for you. Ever wondered why when it rains after a dry spell there is the aroma of cow in the air. And the dust tastes slightly "grassy". With the amount of slurry and animal activity on the farm, there is a good chance that a percentage of the dust that you breathe has been through a ruminant. " You're welcome. Happy Sunday.

Village tickets do have a photo

“I’ve discovered something better than cider” said the Cow, “What’s that?” the Diver asked. “snorting Tequila, really f**ks you up” said the Cow. Temperature at 0854 am is 19.0 C and humidity is 71%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is getting dusty. Michael is thinking about when to tell you its the best one ever. The Well is just a dry hole in the ground. The chances of seeing any ground water are nil. The Diver has attended his job search club and is spending today crafting a CV. He is hoping to go into the arts, preferably something that involves dressing up and the ability to give the ferret a run. Arlo has done a picture for you. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Red Gate again. Cloud 0/8, small amount of Cc . Laura Ashley Seaspray. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Jacobs cream cracker minus the goffa. Haiku Summery midnight A looming Levels breathless behind the scaffold

comparing apples with submarines, but if people think it is a valid comparison I may have a bridge to sell them....

It shows shows someone is reading the words. We may go Jack Speak tomorrow. Not decided yet.

no, but I will see a number of on site workers over the weekend and will ask for any updates on anything relevant.

please don't be a c**t and ignore road closed signs. Locals use them to get to work / school / life. Each year multiple c**ts block those roads by being too important to use the official routes, that are there for a reason. Every time some c**t does it and annoys locals, it increases the pressure on the council approval of the license aspects for transport. please don't be a c**t.

no it couldn't

they don't mean anything really, it is just an alternative to the endless weather chart porn. I just tell you what is actually happening in Pilton (as opposed to Yeovilton etc) and add some random stuff. Spoiler alert - it will all be OK, weather happens every day and pretty pictures won't change anything.

“We all need a reason to keep going said the Cow, “What’s yours?” “that QOTSA set on Sunday, Elton can kiss my ring” said the Diver. Temperature at 0826 am is 15.3 C and humidity is 74%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is unchanged, Micky E’s boots are starting to hum and his liking for rubber doesn’t help. The Well is barren. The Diver has been told to report for a job search club in Wells and he is still suffering from last night’s crystal and pagan’s party. here is a picture of a nice cow I saw on my run yesterday. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8. Its that sort of blue tiling you see in a swimming pool in Torquay in May. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Biscuits fruit with added DKP. Haiku Baking mid-summer Surprising dusty Pilton Anticipating life

and that is all me and herself try to do with our inane ramblings each year😊.

ignoring the entitled attitude some have that it is some else's job to clean up after them, the litter pickers will pick them up and they still go to recycling. If you have been in the vicinity of a lithium fire, you would know how bad that gets quickly. Can't put it out, burns really hot and will ignite anything nearby. It spits hot sh*t everywhere (technical term). A fire at recycling would probably need site evacuation.

I like pictures so I don't really care as long as people realize the utter futility of comparing weather. it is weather not conditional probability.

that sort of talk belongs in the science thread where they seem to think that what happened last year has any relevance to this year. Apples and aircraft carriers being compared.

“When have you been at your strongest?” asked the Diver, “When I have dared to double drop” said the Cow. “felt like superman until the incident with the long drops.” Temperature at 0814 am is 15.9 C and humidity is 74%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is dusty, as dry as a dry thing in dry town on dry Thursday. Very dry. Water table height in the well is nil, nada, niente. The Diver is still in his yurt near The Beckery, and is getting Sky installed by the DHSS due to long term unemployment. Here's a picture of one of our slow worms who love the hot and dry. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards West Pennard. Cloud 0/8. GoodHome Walls & ceilings Frejus Matt Emulsion. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Biscuits AB, three without drinking. Some will know. Haiku Long dry afternoon As empty stages waiting Echoes in the tents

the thinking may be that disposable vapes have been linked to a huge increase in fires at recycling facilities. Lithium battery fires can't be easily put out, they probably would appreciate their recycling shed not being burnt down. Disposable means people put them in bins.

FYI - the bin painters have been told that the crew bars will be very limited on giving out paper bands this year. Expectation is they will be hard to get.

pound and a half brick hammer should do it. don't forget to upgrade the pegs though, a cheap wire peg will just bend if you skelp it.

Last year was Arlo, Gabe is new contributor this year. Arlo has provided content as well.

“What is the bravest thing you have said?” asked the Diver, “Help” said the Cow, “I was stuck in that crush after sugerbabes and cacking myself” Temperature at 0947 am is 17.8 C and humidity is 68%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar squatters have been evicted after a short but brutal conflict, peace is restored and Michael can have his rubbery feet checked freely. Still dry. Water table height in the well is lower than a reptiles genitalia. Diver has put his feet up in a yurt near The Beckery, we are to call him if it looks like he is needed. Instead, here is a weather picture by Gabe who lives in Birmingham. Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Green Ore. Cloud 0/8. Crown Paints Peek-a-boo blue. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. It’s all a bit Chuck Norris, current hardness suggests that you will need a big hammer and hard ground pegs. Haiku Blinding mid-morning A stick and diver waiting enjoying the peace

“Everyone is a bit scared” Said the Diver, “But we are less scared together” said the Cow, “If Chris Martin turns up we can at least tell him to f**k off as one” Temperature at 0848 am is 14.2 C and humidity is 69%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar squatters have delivered their ultimatum. They want a ridiculous amount of flies delivered by midday as reparations, it is the only currency they will accept. I am secretly training a shock army of wood pigs to storm the jar. sh*t will get real. Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has declined the chance of another dry entry into the hole and has instead been rubbing WD40 into his helmet scratches for what seems like an unusually long time. Nothing to report from him, so here is a picture of a sunbathing sparrow. Pilton Pat indicates a fairly stiff breeze towards Hartley Cottages. Cloud St 8/8 . Bit grey and clampers Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. As desiccated as that coconut at the back of your mum’s larder. Haiku Long frenzied midnight Benny's stripey socks moshing on the Meat Rack floor

Is anyone else getting emails about new device logins, despite not using a new device? Had 4 in the last day and is starting to get a teeny bit tedious.

nope, just getting really hard to push the legs into the ground - bit hard. Will resort to a hammer tomorrow, that is steel rod of about 1/4", bring a decent mallet for tent pegs.

“Doing nothing with friends is never doing nothing, is it?” Said the Diver, “No” said the Cow, “but it is a waste of time when there may be some decent Techno” Temperature at 0820 am is 18.5 C and humidity is 64%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar squatters have formed a resident’s association and are intending to sue for reparations due to historical Arachnid abuse. We will be seeking legal advice. Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has been down to check in case some rip in the space time continuum has moistened the hole, alas his entry has been fruitless. All he got was scratches on his helmet. Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8 (minor AlCu but nt enough to count really). Farrow and Ball Cook's Blue. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Guess what, it’s a bit dry. Ful on Jack Dee dry. Haiku Scorching midsummer before bucket hat vomits despite the glitter