pilton digger

i was on site, nothing overnight 17 to 18, the only wet that happened during the day was the lightest of drizzle in the afternoon but it wasn't even enough to wet the ground.

I have spent the weekend on site and the ground is as hard as it gets. big cracks and very dry, hard surface. Rock pegs recommended.

“do you have any other advice?” asked the Diver, “don’t measure how valuable you are by the way you are treated” said the Cow “security are only doing their job”. Temperature at 0727 am is 17.7 C and humidity is 87%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is maybe 0.5 mm there was a bit of drizzle at 2000ish last night but the security guards never moved undercover. The Ram Jam Jar was damp again this morning, a bit of overnight evaporation has occurred. Michael's boot soles are damp and he is not perturbed one jot. Pilton Pat is indicating Totterdown through boredom, still and calm unlike the festival site. Traders day to arrive yesterday and it was manic. Cloud 6/8, St. The sky gloomy grey with blue starting to break through, grey lag goose becoming kingfishers chuff later. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. The pathetically small amount of not dry falling had little effect, still to hard for potato tent pegs, jigger pig recommended. The Well is still dry, it takes proper rain to register and that wasn’t it. The diver has seen what happened at the building and does not want to be added to the pile. He and the duck are seeking comfort in each other’s arms / wings / whatever. The building has been revealed as a recreation of the sixth Great Temple of Tenochtitlan, the Worthy Cows decided that the chance of rain required an offering to the gods. The build crew were taken to the top of the steps of the pyramid, their still beating hearts cut out and raised to the spirits above. Funny sort of thing to do really. Haiku Unquiet dawning As wide, eager gates waiting before the influx

Tow and hitch cracks. Same all over

Due to circumstances entirely under the management's control, this mornings update is not the usual. I understand the crushing disappointment of not seeing the usual blathering with random pictures. Instead, for one day only, we are live from Worthy Farm (applause) All figures are entirely made up, are a best guess and may not (like the author) be connected to reality. Temperature at 0827 is about 18c (a guess). Humidity is 53.476%. There is no wind worth mentioning, even up the top of the site. The sky is bright with lovely blue breaking through. It is a bit Bedlington Terrier clippings on a swimming pool floor (please see picture). Pylons will be an additional charge. I have no idea what the well is doing, it will be dry. The picture below is from Pennards, feet (Mizumo Wave Rider 23, 378 miles ran, cushioning shot) provided for scale and so you can see how big my crack is. Bring a big feckin hammer. No site spoilers provided, here instead is a picture of a pole which i predict makes you smile. You forget about the details. What passes for normal service will resume tomorrow. Sorry. HAIKU Worthy Farm morning Stillness sits, blackbird singing Anticipates you

give us a chance. Good to see you around again.

“What’s do we do when our hearts hurt?” asked the Diver, “We wrap them with friendship, shared tears and time” said the Cow “but mainly stop the Class A intake”. Temperature at 0826 am is 18.9 C and humidity is 80%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as a bit, maybe 0.1 mm. The Ram Jam Jar was damp this morning, if tilted a drop formed at the side. Michael's boot soles are slightly moist. There were a few showers on site last night, a dust settler at most. The ground is still Chuck Norris and the tracks are now dust free. It amounted to nothing although sounded louder on the van roof. The big Muriel thing on the pyramid field may have smudged a bit, it is done in chalky paint stuff that will wash off. The science types on the weather thread will probably be suicidal.... The Well is still dry and the diver got a bit excited, a little bit of wee came out which is an issue inside a rubber suit. He was going to do a hole inspection but it is still so dry that he would wreck his helmet trying to force entry. He went back to bothering the duck, inter species is a thing apparently for him. A picture from site. Pilton Pat is again becalmed indicating Totterdown Lane, nary a breath disturbs her slumbers. Cloud 7/8. The sky is Johnstone's non drip gloss Manhattan Grey - 0.75L £15.99 from the Range. Pokey Twins read no.1 and a little bit on the moist-o-meter. The underwhelming showers had made the pointy thing move slightly but it is nothing to tell your significant other about. Haiku Showers Friday night nothing significant, van sounding on the roof

it is fine

“What’s your best discovery” said the Diver, “That I am enough as I am” said the Cow “and that Empire State Bastard are playing”. Temperature at 0854 am is 17.3 C and humidity is 70%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar has not been disturbed for 16 days, Michael is starting to come unstuck from the Aldi Frosties packet backing and the spiders are back. It remains all good, it is not a heatwave, it is called Summer. The Well is still dry and the diver is now on a zero hours contract at Showerings, where they make that Brothers rubbish. If the "product" tastes better next week it is because he is pissing in the tanks. Here is a picture of a particularly good cake I had in that London. Pilton Pat is becalmed and pointing at the Tor. Cloud 0/8. The sky is Halfords Gadget Blue RAL 5012. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. we are happy with consistency for ten days. Haiku Tropical high noon the Levels stage emerging before the influx

the hive stage is a tiny stage in the BBC introducing field, it wasn't up yesterday

not the binnies. just info from

i am told people are painting letters on the Pyramid field

they have Independence in Maceos

“We have such a long way to go” said the Diver, “But look how far we have come” said the Cow “another 4 hours and we should see Red Gate”. Temperature at 0700 am is 17.5 C and humidity is 68%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is becoming a dust trap, there seems to be an accumulation of Bournemouth beach in the bottom. Looks like sand but I am not bored enough to taste it yet. The Well is still dry and the diver has applied for a position at Showerings, where they make Brothers. He asked if a rubber suit was a problem when he goes into the tanks to clean them and was told it can’t make the pish taste any worse. Today, we have an educational feature. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Croscombe. Cloud 1/8, bit of thin Cu. The sky has a bonus contrail for all those nutters to get excited about. It is sort of Nemophila Menziesii blue today. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. It is arid, desiccated, parched. After a week wearing flip flops at Magaluf, the bottom of your feet dry. Haiku Arid eventide Maceo's long queue winding Crew bar opening

“When the big things feel out of control” said the Diver, “focus on what you love right under your nose”. “You’re right, I do love Colombian marching powder” said the Cow “but it makes me a bit aggy”. Temperature at 0718 am is 14.9 C and humidity is 64%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar remains empty, force field working as required, weather gods must be content. Michael's boots have now melted onto his tootsies and his denim shorts are shrinking up his crack. The Well is still dry and the diver has resorted to standing on the sheep roundabout with a cardboard sign begging for a job. As he is dressed in rubber with a big, shiny helmet he would stand a better chance of earning some cash outside the Billy of an evening. No well picture again, instead a rare red panda spotted in Wales. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Glastonbury Tor. Cloud 0/8. The sky is bright navy blue, details below so you can make it at home to paint your fairy liquid bottle rocket, or maybe the background to Tracey Island Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Yep, still dry. Very dry. Bent tent peg dry. Haiku Baking afternoon A gently fluttering flag shadowed by the tents

Noticeable how fast Vodafone is today outside in the garden. Dee said it was seriously rapid on site. They have chucked up a shed load of big masts.

I will settle for jar, it doesn't involve the words "f**kwit" or "idiot"

So have I

“Is your glass half empty, or half full” asked the Diver, “I think I am grateful to have a recyclable plastic drinking container” said the Cow, “you can’t bring glass on site”. Temperature at 0818 am is 19.1 C and humidity is 71%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is empty, Michaels boots unmolested. The building work looks like it is taking a turn. The Well is still dry and not in need of inspection. The divers helmet gleams softly in the morning light, polished to a sheen that is unknown to medical science. No well picture, instead the old classic sign that was in the Festival Office in Northload Street. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Orchard Gate. Cloud 0/8. The sky is blue as the proverbial Nun. Little Boy blue Hex #6CA0DC RGB 108, 160, 220 CMYK 51, 27, 0, 14 if you want to be exact. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. As dry as Maggie T undoubtedly was, a thought that will make a little bit of sick rise up. You’re welcome. Haiku Dark pyramid field A short rocket man singing Into the night-time

Force field is holding. Rumbles of thunder over Shepton earlier but bright sun and 25C at the moment.

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chapeau

Yes, small stone carving, it is a bad picture because the bit below his beard is a small stage with people in it. Used to sit on a tree stump in permaculture but it moved when the stump collapsed. Still in the area.

“To be honest, I often feel I have nothing interesting to say” said the Diver, “being honest is always interesting” said the Cow, “although you really are a dull fecker”. Temperature at 0740 am is 19.5 C and humidity is 84%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is recorded as 0 mm. The Ram Jam Jar is empty, the very light spitting didn’t register. Force field holds and all is right with the world. The Well is still dry and not in need of inspection. The Diver has returned, he found out exactly where Biffin’s Bridge was and he now is seeking asylum in Pilton. Glastonbury mythical things Tinder is not to be trusted. No well picture, instead a picture of a small thing that is still on the farm but not easily found. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Ash Gate. Cloud 8/8, CuSt. The sky is Gainsboro grey (Hex #DCDCDC, RGB 220, 220, 220, CMYK 0, 0, 0, 14). Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. As dry as your throat will be on Thursday morning, you always intend to take it easy but you are lying to yourself. Haiku Damp early morning Painty, sore limbs are waking Perfect van bed holds

“How do you look so together and perfect” said the Diver, “there is a lot of frantic paddling going on below the surface” said the Cow, “although the pamper parlour at Sticklinch usually helps”.. Temperature at 0854 am is 19.9 C and humidity is 82%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0 mm indicated. The Ram Jam Jar is unchanged, but there is a little dampness in the air. The farm is said to have had a little sprinkle in the night and the power lines are currently buzzing loudly indicating damp air. I can confirm that the historically significant dust on top of the Bentley is undisturbed. The Well remains as dry as possible. The Diver has been been put on standby in case of any moist areas requiring helmet insertion. He hopes he can stay out tonight, he has met a nice centaur who is going to introduce him to Biffins Bridge. He doesn't know where that is on the tourist map but apparently the crossing is beautiful and will bring tears to his eyes. Today is a picture of an upside down dog, it wandered in the back door and made itself at home. Pilton Pat indicates a very light breeze towards Acoustic. Cloud 8/8, St. The sky is the colour of the your granny's beard. The bird in the picture is free of charge. Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. 3 year old Madeira cake that has been on the window sill. Haiku Dull grey afternoon weather worn poles are standing before the painting