Describing it to those 'significant' others

[Charles Carmichael]

So, first year at glasto...

My Sunday was;

Woke up

saw some shit

Saw Patti

Sing happy birthday to Dalai Lama

Saw Weller

Saw the Who

Went to Arcadia

Danced to 2many DJ's

Danced with 2 topless lesbians

Shared a bag of mushers

Went to naughty area til 5:30 am

Passed out in tent

Went home at 7

Had shakes.

That's above average for most weekends.

When people ask "hey, how was it" how should one respond?

BTW. My mind is blown.

[The Placid Casual]

Sunday/Monday:

 

Woke Up

Charged my phone for the journey home

Saw Patti absolutely nail it

saw a few more acts

Met will2609 and co.

Listened to 2manydjs from his tent

Killed will2609 and co.

Resurrected will2609 at the stone circle

Rejected coke off a frisbee

Stumbled into the wrong tent looking for mine

Slept some time after 7am

[The Placid Casual]

Sorry, thought you just wanted a description of my Sunday.

 

I'm heading into work tomorrow and I'm dreading people asking how it was.

[Charles Carmichael]

Happy to hear how your weekend went (in your mind!)

Buy my gf is like "hey, tell me about Shangri-la"

Really......?!

[SimplyFred]

Saw a group of naked people walk in at 5am Monday morning to a tropical paradise on a ship doing the conga and carrying a giant red squid.

I shrugged and thought that was probably the most normal thing I've seen all night.

That's how I described it earlier to someone.

Edited July 1, 2015 by SimplyFred

[Charles Carmichael]

My point is... Glastonbury is above words. How do you describe it? (Other than saying "hey champ, you gotta see it to believe it!" And sounding like a fuck)

I'm clearly on the glasto come down. I know it. My gf knows it. My colleagues know it... Just wish there was a script or something that I could recite to explain it.

Something other than "yeah, went to a club called nyc downlow - which didn't really exist. I showed my cock to a man in drag to get free entry.

....Danced till I woke in a caravan.

Not saying my weekend was wilder than everyone else's,, but I'm sure it was wilder than some. I just don't know how to d scribe it without making it sound unbelievable.

I guess I'm being slightly rhetorical, but, my point, is; the week I have just had was the single craziest experience of my life.

Holiday booked next year already...

[Starchild771]

What happens at Glastonbury, stays at Glastonbury?

[Simpo]

Said on Thursday... "You know how we've been banging on about Glastonbury to everyone we know for the past year? They must just think it can't REALLY be as good as all that. Well I suppose they're right, it's actually better isn't it?