jameshunt Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I tried mine yesterday. Bloody useless thing wouldn't even fit over my willy. I'm going to ask for my money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I tried mine yesterday. Bloody useless thing wouldn't even fit over my willy. I'm going to ask for my money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Glasto Virgin Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I waited till I was desperate too...are you holding it high enough up? so you're cupping the hole the wee comes out of lol lol....keep practising..saying that I know im going to end up with a wet gusset at some point over glastonbury...oooo eeerrr I didnt mean that to sound rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talullah Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso70 Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 (hiya, only second post yet ive been addicted to this site for weeks!) Just had to join in the hilarity of the shewee/ whizz thread! bought a shewee from camping shop the other day for a fiver, tried it first time and wee'd all down myself! the more i read about the whizz the more i feel i might have to invest in one of those! will keep trying it a bit more before i go and then decide. also ordered some 'little johns' from travelpharm - much cheaper than other sites. taking the kids this year for the first time so thought they or i might need them at some point, particulary if were stuck in the car park for hours trying to get out on monday! husband keeps takng the p**s (pardon the pun) but im sure he wont be saying that when he ends up being the first one to use one in the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addicted_Adele Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseboX Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 *wees herself laughing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addicted_Adele Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 that's definately doing it wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happybluemonkey Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 I think you've helped here. I don't think I was holding it towards the back enough, as my last couple of attemps have been successful. This only raises another query tho' cos as I have to hold it so far back I don't see how I could use it in a public place without dropping my kecks to in knees, plus I'll need something to lean forwards on. If nothing else this thread has taught me I must wee more than most women on each visit and my undercarriage is deformed Oh well, just as well I'm not vain. So girlies if you see someone in the urinals with her pants by her knees weeing a waterfall from her ar*e via a purple willy it'll be me, come and say hello, but not til I'm finished as I haven't managed to learn to wee, lean, aim and speak all at the same time yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glastobelle Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Chuckle!! This is such a good thread. I'm actually such a fan of my whizz I take it on nights out so there's no hovering in any manky pub loos! Not that I go to manky pubs... ahem... um, I mean, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfan1971 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 The difference between men and women. If the toilet bowl is pebble dashed, a woman will get the loo brush to clean it. A man will just try to pee the stains off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) Come to Daddy...... I can multi-task. I've just managed to use my whiz successfully whilst writing my name in the bowl and even managed to let out a sneeky fart mid stream !!! Still having a bit of trouble dabbing and shaking when finished with some dignity, but I'm getting there.. Edited June 5, 2008 by SharonStoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley-Anne Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 hey i dont tend to come to Glastonbury forum (as i'm going to T in the park and Leeds this year!) but someone posted a link to this thread in TITP and i had to look - its hilarious lol!!! however it has saved me because i was thinking of getting a shewee but now think i'll invest in a purple whizz ;o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddyslingbax Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I'm going to give them a go this year, actually, I'm going to buy a plastic one beforehand and have a practice Just found these too: http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/product_shop.aspx Has anyone tried the Midstream ones? COuld be handy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addicted_Adele Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Come to Daddy...... I can multi-task. I've just managed to use my whiz successfully whilst writing my name in the bowl and even managed to let out a sneeky fart mid stream !!! Still having a bit of trouble dabbing and shaking when finished with some dignity, but I'm getting there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talullah Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh I laughed so much I dribbled....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkpurple Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 i tried mine when a bit tipsy last weekend and it was FINE! not a single wayward drip or dribble. for me it was easier to bend my knees slightly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strudders Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 This thread is going from strength to strength! Class stuff girls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Glasto Virgin Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 oh god...im going to have to get hammered before i'll be brave enough to "do it".... ive bought an epilator so I can get a better air seal if you get what i mean..it kills tho..and now I look like a plucked chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATKIN Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 I loved the shepees last year, 1st time I had dared to venture in them. Hope there are more this year? Have just ordered a whiz...no more trying to hovver over the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharonStoned Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 EURIKA I've got the solution to the dabbing and shaking dilemma.... panty liners !!! You don't need to brandish your tissues in public as these little beauties will already be glued to the ole gusset ready and waiting to catch the odd sneeky drip... Will keep yer twinkle fresh as a daisy for the whole day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Yeah, I know this is *very* much a girlies thread ... but it's dead funny for us blokies to read as well Anyways, on the subject of the previous girlie claims of mastering the art of multi-tasking whilst having a waz, thought you girlies might appreciate this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Yeah, I know this is *very* much a girlies thread ... but it's dead funny for us blokies to read as well Anyways, on the subject of the previous girlie claims of mastering the art of multi-tasking whilst having a waz, thought you girlies might appreciate this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkpurple Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 genius mike! had another go last night after sever ciders and some "special" muffins.....still all working fine! the only problem i've got is i can't see how to do it without dropping trou.....the cardboard p-mates are, er, stiff enough to kinda shove them in whilst you hold your knickers to one side, but the rubber ones are just too rubbery, and end up bending in an alarming direction! has anyone else had this problem and conquered it?! i don't want my trousers touching the floor of the loos if possible.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runner Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 genius mike! had another go last night after sever ciders and some "special" muffins.....still all working fine! the only problem i've got is i can't see how to do it without dropping trou.....the cardboard p-mates are, er, stiff enough to kinda shove them in whilst you hold your knickers to one side, but the rubber ones are just too rubbery, and end up bending in an alarming direction! has anyone else had this problem and conquered it?! i don't want my trousers touching the floor of the loos if possible.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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