singles thread

[Cardboard Box City]

glad i wasn't the only one

[Goblinz]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[minute5072]

Needless to say I was disappointed when I read it more closely

[bunique]

Classy.

[ralph250]

I really dislike the fact that every time someone quotes that post, my name appears at the end of it!!

[ralph250]

I was starting to wonder where ralph and his friends were drinking their sambucas from

[bunique]

[ralph250]

Git!

[Cardboard Box City]

And for no reason at all...

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[minute5072]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[bunique]

Oi! Bullies!

OI ralph!!!!!! I just noticed your edit. Cheeky f**ker!!!

Edited August 31, 2008 by bunique

[ralph250]

heehee, sorry dar. I'm drinking alone.

so who's the mister, that might snatch you from the singles thread.

[bunique]

heehee, sorry dar. I'm drinking alone.

so who's the mister, that might snatch you from the singles thread.

[ralph250]

Early days yet I was meant to be going on a date with someone else this week Bloody buses, I tell ya.

[bunique]

so it's not brighteyes then?

[ralph250]

No, sadly his digits have been nowhere near my bajingo!

[ralph250]

I see bajingo is a scrubs quote....um, yeah I googled

[bunique]

sadly eh? paul, you're in!!!

never heard it called a bajingo before!!! still like quivering quim

[ralph250]

It's a Scrubs-ism. Quivering Quim is awful! It sounds like some 18th Century erotic fiction... His steely lance pierced her quivering quim. Bleurgh!

[bunique]

it rolls off the tongue

[rfs]

I'm sorry, but who the f**k spends their first 4 days of work flirting like f**k then casual tells me that they're engaged?!

[ralph250]

Oh dear, oh dear!

Enjoy some Elliot-bajingo-goodness!

[bunique]

I probably would enjoy some elliot bajingo. still only watched up to season 3 of scrubs, must get back on it sometime.

I remember when she used to be in roseanne.

[ralph250]

I totally hadn't realised she was Becky! Wow, she's older than I thought.

[bunique]

she's 32. jordan did look quite good for her age aswell, but then seemed to get horrible plastic surgery and looked pretty bad.