singles thread

[Goblinz]

Ohhhh I forgot about the sausage thing

Are the cakes, ummm, special cakes?

Tomorrow yes?

[Katster]

I'm sure we won't drink it ALL tonight. Those not arriving until Saturday might have to fight for the scraps though

[Goblinz]

you want a shag as much as the next man, dont play that card!!

i stomach some boring conversation if i have to, but there has to be an outcome. i aint had a sniff yet

[greeneyes1980]

alright, who wants to meet me? come on!!

Edited May 15, 2008 by greeneyes1980

[rabid]

Did you just look at it or did you fix it?

[greeneyes1980]

Havent fixed it yet but it wasnt the disaster I was half expecting.

Depending on garden centres of course.

There may be an explanation for that.

[Goblinz]

all lesbians? it aint me i know that much for sure, so where does the blame lay!?

[rabid]

all lesbians? it aint me i know that much for sure, so where does the blame lay!?

[Katster]

alright, who wants to meet me? come on!!

[greeneyes1980]

I thought you had a queu of ladies alread. I'm sure you mentioned a while back that you weren't having any problems getting some.

[Katster]

I thought you had a queu of ladies alread. I'm sure you mentioned a while back that you weren't having any problems getting some.

[Katster]

yeah but nothing like getting some tinternet shit on board!

[greeneyes1980]

Since you make it sound so tempting, I'm there

Seriously, get a life and go and have a w*nk

[greeneyes1980]

Yeah, what happened to the flute lady and the girl you go for dirty weekends away with Greeneyes?

[Goblinz]

would that be getting a life though, w*nking? i reckon that would make less of a life!

speaking of which does anyone remember danger w*nks from when you were young living at home?

[Lithium05]

WTF is a danger w*nk?

[greeneyes1980]

Sounds like it's a way of life for some.

WTF is a danger w*nk?

Edited May 15, 2008 by greeneyes1980

[Goblinz]

get home get in ya room, strip off start bashing one out leave ya door unlocked then scream "mum" you have to complete the job before she gets up stairs and to your room. thats what a danger w*nk is.

lithium beat me to it.

[greeneyes1980]

Whater floats your boat.

[Sooperstar]

Not denying that I like getting laid, but it's not something I'm on here for, I much prefer meeting people face to face. I'm sure there's others who are the same.

[greeneyes1980]

I know what you mean. Meeting folk face to face is better. You get to see if you clock or not. I've never met anyone on the net, or ever tried to. But that's not to say that if I got chatting to some random bird and we got on that I wouldn't be up for a wee get together. I'd never sign up for a dating site or that though.

[Goblinz]

I know what you mean. Meeting folk face to face is better. You get to see if you clock or not. I've never met anyone on the net, or ever tried to. But that's not to say that if I got chatting to some random bird and we got on that I wouldn't be up for a wee get together. I'd never sign up for a dating site or that though.

Edited May 15, 2008 by Goblinz

[Goblinz]

what kinda sick shit is that?

[greeneyes1980]

Sick? Your the one that used to call out your mums name whilst cracking one off

[Lithium05]

I know what you mean. Meeting folk face to face is better. You get to see if you clock or not. I've never met anyone on the net, or ever tried to. But that's not to say that if I got chatting to some random bird and we got on that I wouldn't be up for a wee get together. I'd never sign up for a dating site or that though.

Edited May 15, 2008 by Lithium05