Yeah, bullshit.   It'd be no worse than the Radiohead spods who did the same last time they played, and would again. Or than you'd get with Oasis.

Imagine the whole Pyramid stage pit and multiple rows the other side of the double barriers being totally occupied by “Swifties” from early in the morning  on whatever day she plays, regardless of the rest of the bill 

Seems like a Phoebe Bridgers tour is soon to be announced (will be in November apparently).

Feels like if Madge was going to do it, it would have been when she was touring last. Did a load of UK /Euro dates, but wasn't even in the convo. I'd love it, but don't think it'll happen. 

I really hope Taylor Swift isn't headlining. Her fans are insufferable, and they'll be inescapable.   My money's on Madonna. Feels like a 'now or never' moment for her.