Bugger

[hilton]

Well only 50 odd days to "ye merry knees up" it cannot have escaped any ones attention in the UK that we aint had much rain in the last couple of months.Does this fill me with dread, as sure as eggs is eggs its just sitting up there waiting till we all start enjoying ourselves leaving us walking round in aqualung and flippers,not the best attire to boogie to.So I've arranged it for all attendees in the name of Glasnost to perform a 14 day raindance from the 1st of June.There after leaving us with wall to wall sunshine till November.This dance will take place at exactly 0800 each morning and will consist of The Twist,Charleston,Ballroom,Ballet,Latin,Morris,Rumba,Paso Doble and The Waltz.

Dancing will be compulsury for all ticket holders(exceptions being pregnant,drunk,driving,forced copulation,having hay fever).The following dancing will result with your ticket being withdrawn and given to a member of the Royal family or unemployed Tory/ Lib Dem councillors.Pole,ice,belly,shuffle,barn,polka,tap and line.

Take your partners

[indisguise]

Well only 50 odd days to "ye merry knees up" it cannot have escaped any ones attention in the UK that we aint had much rain in the last couple of months.Does this fill me with dread, as sure as eggs is eggs its just sitting up there waiting till we all start enjoying ourselves leaving us walking round in aqualung and flippers,not the best attire to boogie to.So I've arranged it for all attendees in the name of Glasnost to perform a 14 day raindance from the 1st of June.There after leaving us with wall to wall sunshine till November.This dance will take place at exactly 0800 each morning and will consist of The Twist,Charleston,Ballroom,Ballet,Latin,Morris,Rumba,Paso Doble and The Waltz.

Dancing will be compulsury for all ticket holders(exceptions being pregnant,drunk,driving,forced copulation,having hay fever).The following dancing will result with your ticket being withdrawn and given to a member of the Royal family or unemployed Tory/ Lib Dem councillors.Pole,ice,belly,shuffle,barn,polka,tap and line.

Take your partners

[Ketteringsim]

Gonna rain on everyone at R+L, not Glastonbury.

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

Hay fever sufferer wooo!

[blue6field]

Just learned the cha cha, will that do?!

[Ricochet]

Can you add "Dad" to the list of permitted dances?

[fraz]

I think Dad dancing should be included. As it is hilarious to watch not being a Dad I am not afflicted and can still take the P""s. :-)

Edited May 2, 2011 by fraz

[TwistedReligion]

Excuse me whilst I do the robot in the corner until Wimbledon starts

[FunkyDenz]

Are you not worried that we do a rain dance in early June, the rain will continue in to late June? Maybe an earlier start would be in order.

[hilton]

Are you not worried that we do a rain dance in early June, the rain will continue in to late June? Maybe an earlier start would be in order.

[Spindles]

I'm in with the dad dancing, does wheeling around the kitchen a bit toasted flailing arms wildly count?