White Pan Man.....

[gratedenini]

Well, I got the decorations down and have been tidyin up The Front Room*... took me yonks.

So--as a result there was the last ceremonial delivery of Brown Goods into White Pan Man..somewhat premature i felt.

So much so that My Dog Milosovich was caught quite unawares for a second before showing keen interest.

And so--thats it for 2010. Its been a consistent year overall but with consumption of fresh veg and fruit dropping condiderably due to funding... targets have not been hit.

The revised estimate is 60 DROPPINGS, which after a good first quarter-- pushed along with a New Years Resolution-- saw a return of 18 Shits--things tapered off rather disappointingly.

The prognosis is not good I`m afraid, with conditions unlikely to be changing and the VAT increase meaning fresh fruit will remain a luxury and the banning of Syrup of Figs... next years targets may have to be radically cut.

Board Members required...

den

[rabid]

SHATner!