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Mrs Peanuttie Newbie

Mrs Peanuttie

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Went up north via Milton Keynes and picked up all the lingo

In Paris all you see it seems, are f**king Renault Twingos

Over in the woodland bits, the lumberjack shouts "TIMBER"

While in the Lion King it fits, that it's solo time for Simba

Meat n two veg, johnson, cock, corey, or just pecker

Don't overuse your little friend, or be branded a home wrecker

Some are big, some are small, some are constantly floppy

But check first that anal's an option, or trust, she'll get well stroppy

Ant n Dec are ready to rumble, Sinatra starts his crooning

Upon a dogging site Stan stumbled, and watches two girls spooning

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Hooray for Chris.

man, there's an open mic session in the words and poetry tent, get yourself down there, we'll all come to support you, you'll get the biggest crowd of the day there. You'd f**king walk it.

Do it man.

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Went up north via Milton Keynes and picked up all the lingo

In Paris all you see it seems, are f**king Renault Twingos

Over in the woodland bits, the lumberjack shouts "TIMBER"

While in the Lion King it fits, that it's solo time for Simba

Meat n two veg, johnson, cock, corey, or just pecker

Don't overuse your little friend, or be branded a home wrecker

Some are big, some are small, some are constantly floppy

But check first that anal's an option, or trust, she'll get well stroppy

Ant n Dec are ready to rumble, Sinatra starts his crooning

Upon a dogging site Stan stumbled, and watches two girls spooning

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