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Proposing @ Glastonbury


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I've mailed GFL if it's possible to have a message (and maybe a photo?) put on one of the screens around the pyramid stage one night either on the wed/thurs late evening so if we "randomly" walked across the stage she would notice and I could pop the question?

Failing that, I was thinking about the possibility of being able to go up the Park Stage tower prior to The XX headline slot on the Friday night without other people?

I have no idea how they normally respond to things like that. I emailed [email protected] - anyone know if that's the best ones to contact??

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I proposed last year by the stone circle on the Weds night, my gf accepted though we had done a bit of Strongbow and Brothers to top it off....................

Getting married next Thursday and Honeymoon back at Glastonbury a year on.

Go for it, it beats the Eiffel Tower any day of the week.

Good Luck

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As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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As I don't have the relevant information I can't give a straightforward answer, however I will try and cover all scenarios.

1, She takes it up the arse.

Dont even think of leaving it until Glastonbury, propose to this little princess now.

2, She doesn't take it up the arse.

Well, you're really going to have to think this through, can this last long term? Probably best not to propose at all.

3, I don't know if she takes it up the arse.

Well what better place to find out than Glastonbury? Craftily pack some lubrication, tailor made lubricants may look suspicious but there are some good spreadable butters around, as you're planning a romantic gesture, may I suggest Clover as it contains the word "lover".

After a typically wonderful Glastonbury day stumble back to your tent, make sure she's well pissed by now. She will have that "I'm at Glastonbury" warm glow about her, head nicely spinning from the drink. Now is the time to make your move. Start off with the normal fingering and other routine forplay, move on to normal intercourse, then, when she's nearly at the height of passion, flip her over and knock on the back door. If she doesn't let you in then refer to option 2. However if she does let's you in, consider yourself engaged. Before you fall asleep in each others arms, think. You have had the most fantastic day at the festival followed by some intense, passionate lovemaking and you've proposed. There won't be many, if any moments in your life when she will love you more than she does now. You've gotta go for A2M.

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Don't plan the "when"... just wait for that beautiful glasto moment when youre listening to some amazing music, you look around and realise it's an amazing place, you feel your heart swell and you might cry... that's the time. :-)

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My now husband actually proposed to me at Glastonbury Tor and it is so wicked being at the festival and catching the view of the mighty Tor in the background, It makes me think 'wow look where he proposed to me' it looks so majestic in the background....

What meant alot to me though, and at the risk of sounding like a party pooper, but my husband was completely sober as was I and I think it had a lot more meaning in the sober state of mind, then you know its for real and all those little butterflies cannot be damped down by drugs and alcohol!!

Good luck and congratulations to you both when the moment arrives!!

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