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Crowd surfing


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someones cock is getting horse bit if they land on my neck.

for those of you who dont know what a horse bite is i'll kindly define it below:-

Horsebite

When you grab someone with your hand and squeeze on any excess fat as hard as you can, usually with rigid fingers pointing inward to skin. This is best down on the upper thigh

Holy ****, that kid just horse bit my thigh, i think its bleeding

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Crowd surfers deserve every punch and kick they can get for having the sheer gall to assume that they can rest their entire f**king bodyweight on someone's head and they won't mind. Last year at Reading I got a boot in the back of the head for my troubles while I was enjoying a beer and watching someone just because some c*nt thought it'd be like, well funny lol to crowd surf. I don't care if it's unintentional, if you're that stupid and easily pleased you deserve a world of pain.
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Crowd surfers deserve every punch and kick they can get for having the sheer gall to assume that they can rest their entire f**king bodyweight on someone's head and they won't mind. Last year at Reading I got a boot in the back of the head for my troubles while I was enjoying a beer and watching someone just because some c*nt thought it'd be like, well funny lol to crowd surf. I don't care if it's unintentional, if you're that stupid and easily pleased you deserve a world of pain.
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Man up?

its part of gigs/festivals. And half the time people crowd surfing during the later bands are jsut trying to get out of the crowd because of crushing etc, if I had to crowd surf out because I couldnt breathe and some dick punched me whilst I was crowd surfing theyd get a boot to the head.... People that do it over and over again are annoying but I don't think ive ever noticed that at Leeds....

Thankfully you'll be going to Reading.

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'Man up'? What do you mean 'man up'?

I don't give a shit whether people are trying to get out of anywhere, your welfare is no concern of mine. Ever heard of pushing your way out of a crowd if you can't breathe? What would possess you to hoist yourself up onto someone and try to get out that way? Better yet, if you're that delicate then don't get that far into the crowd. It's really, really easy.

Anyone saying "oh it's part of it" is talking bollocks, people say Sunday night riots with people running round burning tents is part of it and most people feel that's wrong but thousands of idiots hoisting themselves on people and kicking them in the God damned face is alright? What a load of old grandads pants.

At the end of the day all crowdsurfers deserve to be pulled to the ground and kicked and punched to death/brain damage.

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By man up, I mean stop being such a whining wilson and just enjoy the festival.

If someones so delicate they shouldnt be so far in the crowd? Maybe if someones so delicate that crowd surfing (a common event at gigs/festivals, especially for certain bands) angers them maybethey could stand further back? Have you ever tried to walk through the crowd at the end of a set? nevermind during one....

Comparing crowd surfing to the idiots on Sunday night is just barmy.

And if the welfare of a crowd surfer is none of your concern then maybe thats why its sometimes reciprocated and you get a kick in the head every so often? :P

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