Freezing yourself

Chr!s · March 11, 2010

Every year there is hundreds of threads saying I can't wait till the announcement and everyone guessing bands. It just makes me want the date to hurry up even more, but there is never a thread with ways of speeding up the announcement.

I have been thinking of ideas of how to speed the time up and while moving my watch an hour forward, going to bed an hour earlier and staying in bed an hour later were quite good ideas. I didn't feel time was moving fast enough. Then it hit me. A block of ice sock between the eyes.

So rather than crossing dates off a calendar I feel the best way to speed things up is to just freeze yourself and tell a friend to unfreeze you on 28th March. Might aswell come out a day early just incase it takes a few hours for your brain to start servicing properly.

Haven't really thought of ways to freeze myself yet, obvious choices are jumping in a freezer in farmfoods with a sign stuck to you and the plain old stick ice cubes down a tight t shirt and lets face it we all wear really tight threads now.

Anyone got any better ideas or ways to improve the freezing method.

Chr!s