Glastonbury for Teachers

[st00ka]

But once you've done it for one year.... Job done!

[jenn666]

loving this thread ..... kicking myself I never went into teaching .....

[biscant]

A scouse teacher from our college said he had a "dodgy knee" got robbed of 500 quid so sold 8 grams of cocaine and went home, true story.

[st00ka]

My metalwork teacher was called Mr Bolt and the home economics (cookery) teacher called Mrs Bakewell (she was a miserable bitch).

[llcoolphil]

Nice to see that the supposition that Teaching is a piss-easy job for slackers and a counter-argument (ironically, from Teachers) that it isn't can be found in all walks of life.

Personally, I wouldn't teach. Having to look after and discipline a gang of kids without any real powers or authority would wind me up to the point of spontaneous combustion and I'd end up battering one of them to death. Don't care how many hours or days off you get or what salary it is.

[Semprini]

Loving the fact that as people have either been to school themselves or know a teacher or two they are automatically qualified to pass judgement on what the job involves and how easy it is

[smytho15]

my little bro was a PE teacher in Kent left to join the Army whent to Sandhurst and is off to Afgahn in April says he loves his life now. Mind you all he does is play Footie

[st00ka]

Loving the fact that as people have either been to school themselves or know a teacher or two they are automatically qualified to pass judgement on what the job involves and how easy it is

[Langdale Wolf]

The job is easy.

In fact I'd suggest that the majority of teachers spend the whole term snoozing in hammock with a glass of chilled white wine whilst listening to Test Match Special.

[st00ka]

Fixed for you.

[Langdale Wolf]

Actually I know more than one that said that they became teachers because they didn't want to get a real job.

[biscant]

We're not saying its a piss easy job for slackers

[st00ka]

I was tempted myself, but I don't want to miss Glasto like those suckers.

[Langdale Wolf]

Aren't you tempted by not having to go to work if there is slight dusting of snow?

[Ponyegg]

My metalwork teacher was called Mr Bolt and the home economics (cookery) teacher called Mrs Bakewell (she was a miserable bitch).

[Langdale Wolf]

My metalwork teacher was called Mr Bolt and the home economics (cookery) teacher called Mrs Bakewell (she was a miserable bitch).

[jameshunt]

ooh ooh..my old metalwork teacher was called Mr Steele....

[st00ka]

Bet she was a right tart as well.