Glasto 09 Honesty Thread

[mongo lloyd]

Did mushrooms and couldn't be assed to see Rolf. It was too good chillin at the Stone Circle.

[curtains]

I can proudly say that I dropped no litter. That's what the bins are for.

I did elbow a bloke in the ribs and call him a 'c**t' though... I asked his missus very nicely not to smoke right in my face (inside a tent, where she shouldn't have been smoking anyway) and when she turned round and told him he thought it would be funny to grind up against me. Wrong. Not funny at all, and if you're reading this, you picked the wrong bird: I WOULD have kicked you in the nuts if you'd not disappeared so sharpish...

[Ponyegg]

• Probably played some music too loud when we stumbled back into camp (WG) Sunday am, but it was Minnie Riperton's Loving You so it's not like I was blasting out the Butthole Surfers or anything.

• Moaned all day Saturday cos it was too hot and I forgot to put suncream on

• Talked all the way through Steel Pulse's set

• Spent weekend shouting 'DAN' at any opportunity

• Made so much noise at 3am in that wine bar in the Theatre Field we were approached by the field manager and told we were the noisiest people there (but thinking back, he wasn't annoyed I think he was quite happy)

• Made so much noise in said bar that when Pete Doherty briefly wandered in he took one look and thought 'Nahh....' and then left. Hey f*ck it, I'm not sorry about that at all...

• Ran up to a couple in said bar (pattern forming methinks) and gave them some Hawaiin Leis then promptly told him to marry her (much to his annoyance), sorry mate, but she was nice... you really should

• ...and worst of all... gulp... checked my work email on Thursday am

[ShadyBlueBell]

I think the missed shitting is people leaning against the walls while shitting. and its pretty horrible, but the worst thing I saw this year was the remnants of what I can only assume was someone wiping their ass with their hand and cleaning it on the door. It was worse because if I see a poo on the side I don't use the toilet, but this I only noticed mid business. A sobering site for sure.

[pie_and_a_pint]

Litter geek.