Glastonbury 2010

[Langdale Wolf]

2009? Pah. You might all get some sun, but we all know it'll be shit anyway without me there.

2010 is where it's at. Sun is guaranteed, there are rumours of free cider/love/games consoles/Gibson SG guitars for all, and Rolf Harris is starting a competition to win him as a tent buddy.

Also, as it coincides with the World Cup, my old mate Mr Blatter (I get to call him Sepp) has agreed that all England games will be played in front of the Pyramid Stage so we don't have to miss any of the action. Unreal.

Doesn't it sound awesome?

I've started my packing already, though I may take out those apples as they might not last 366 days.

Anyone else up for Glastonbury 2010?

[markeee]

2010 will be good, world cup..wow i didn't realise it was next year

better book time off for 2010 as soon as possible then - as no doubt a lot of people will want time off for the world cup, which im guessing is around the glasto time

[Langdale Wolf]

I would guess that any artists who care about the beautiful game might be put off playing.

Luckily, The Arcade Fire are Canadian and what do THEY know about footy?

[russycarps]

sorry guys, I had an affair with emily last night and she told me next year the headliners were going to be ronan keating, B*witched and a huge Steps reunion on the sunday. All other stages are cancelled to fund these acts.

Oh and due to the expected age of the punters it is going to be an alcohol free year.

[Langdale Wolf]

sorry guys, I had an affair with emily last night and she told me next year the headliners were going to be ronan keating, B*witched and a huge Steps reunion on the sunday. All other stages are cancelled to fund these acts.

Oh and due to the expected age of the punters it is going to be an alcohol free year.

[howlin_pete]

[mikeb]

2009? Pah. You might all get some sun, but we all know it'll be shit anyway without me there.

Edited June 23, 2009 by mikeb

[Langdale Wolf]

Procured a bad batch of

today have we Mr.Wolf ? Just gotta remember that having a li'l too much of a good time in Rome (as I seem to recall it was) has consequences

'Nuff said methinks

Well, apart from x lots anyway as I've kinda missed all that this year

2010: The Badgers *will* return and be victorious once again I tells you !!! Best you be getting started on planning the old Manatee campaign whilst we're all away having a bl**dy good time in the glorious sunshine standing around knee deep in the mud and all that We'll all wave to you tho !!

[Langdale Wolf]

Bump.

Come on non-Glasto-09-goers - we all know it will be better next year.

09? Booooooooo. Rubbish.

[ukdaasfan]

2009? Pah. You might all get some sun, but we all know it'll be shit anyway without me there.

2010 is where it's at. Sun is guaranteed, there are rumours of free cider/love/games consoles/Gibson SG guitars for all, and Rolf Harris is starting a competition to win him as a tent buddy.

Also, as it coincides with the World Cup, my old mate Mr Blatter (I get to call him Sepp) has agreed that all England games will be played in front of the Pyramid Stage so we don't have to miss any of the action. Unreal.

Doesn't it sound awesome?

I've started my packing already, though I may take out those apples as they might not last 366 days.

Anyone else up for Glastonbury 2010?

[Langdale Wolf]

Oh yeah... so less competiton for tickets as world cup nice :-)

[ukdaasfan]

Sour grapes? me? Where on earth did you conjur that proposterous idea from?

It worries me that you have details about where my son was conceived. Now, I know I've been missed on here, but I never knew quite how much.

Just to reassure you that I've told Mrs LW to keep the hell away from me until at least the New Year, because when I'm propping up the Brothers Bar in 12 months time and the phone goes telling me Wolfcub 2 is on the way, I'll tell her to put a plug in it until after Arcade Fire.

(Just to put your minds at ease, Mrs LW is not sprog farming again - one is enough for now, bless him).

And you have to bring up your badger shite again, don't you? Let it drop pal - we all know manatees rock, and with next year's help from the brilliant duck-billed platypus population, the days of badger dictatorship will be over.

Where to you think the phrase 'to badger someone' comes from? Hmm? Well? Eh? Hmm?

Wave all you like. You know you'll all be too pissed to raise a hand. Well good luck to you, and I honestly hope the weather is nice for you, as any bad karma this year may reflect badly on me next year. So it's purely for selfish reasons I wish you a merry f**king Glastonbury you bastards.

[ukdaasfan]

I can guarantee that if it coincides with an England game, it'll be shown somewhere anyway.

[Langdale Wolf]

Told missus no JJ versoin 2 until after I get 2 more glasto's in :-)

One way to plan a family.

[ukdaasfan]

Indeed, to the point when your kid asks "How old am I dad?" and you reply, "You're 5 Glastonburys old."

"What? Mummy said I was 6."

"6 YEARS, yes. But there was a fallow year when you were 2. So you're 5 - that's the end of it. Now shut up and pass your father a rizla."

[Glasto Weatherwatch]

2009 is the new 2007.

The weather was terrible, it was full of daytrippers posing for The Times' journalists, Springsteen played for seven hours, Fleet Foxes pulled out and were replaced by Shed Seven, and who can forget the Brother's Bar lysteria outbreak during the toilet ban?

[ukdaasfan]

2009 is the new 2007.

The weather was terrible, it was full of daytrippers posing for The Times' journalists, Springsteen played for seven hours, Fleet Foxes pulled out and were replaced by Shed Seven, and who can forget the Brother's Bar lysteria outbreak during the toilet ban?

[Langdale Wolf]

I like Shed Seven :-(

[Glasto Weatherwatch]

NEWSFLASH - Radio Avalon says they've had to corden off The Queen's Head because of a dangerous crush of people trying to see Maximo Park.

2009 officially sucks balls.

[Langdale Wolf]

NEWSFLASH - Radio Avalon says they've had to corden off The Queen's Head because of a dangerous crush of people trying to see Maximo Park.

2009 officially sucks balls.

[Glasto Weatherwatch]

There we go - told you!

And Maximo Park are shit.

[ukdaasfan]

There we go - told you!

And Maximo Park are shit.

[ukdaasfan]

This is very theraputic

[Langdale Wolf]

Not only are Maximo Park playing - there's a crush to see them!

Worst

Festival

EVER

[Langdale Wolf]

I sold my Wii this morning.

That my 2010 ticket paid for.

So - who do we want playing?