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Worlds greatest dad.................I f**ked your mum.

I got freed from an Austrian dungeon and all I got was this crappy T-shirt.

I poke Badgers with spoons.

Male Escort Service.

It wont lick it'self.

20 inches down 5 inches in.....THATS IT!!!!!!!!

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get one that says

"wanna swap t-shirts?"

and see who has it by the end of the weekend.

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<shamelessplug> There is a stall which will be selling T-Shirts and Air-Brush Temporary Tattoos called Phunked Up Tees. Pop over and check it out! </shameless plug>

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<shamelessplug> There is a stall which will be selling T-Shirts and Air-Brush Temporary Tattoos called Phunked Up Tees. Pop over and check it out! </shameless plug>
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heres sum for u altho i think MILF is taken by moi lmao i iz jokin doh

ok ere they are

dont mock fat ppl they have enough on their plate

enoy cock

cant u see how f**king busy i am

my other ride is ur mum

ketamine just say neigh

save ur breath u'll need it to blow up ur date

the bible written by ppl who said the earth was flat

yipee ki yaa motherf**ker

im fluent in cunilinlingus

if you believe in telekinesis raise my cock

thatll do

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front - "jesus will return"

back - "...and we'll kill the f*cker again"

sorry if anyone is religious here!

also

front - "jesus saves"

back - "and [insert favourite striker's name here] hammers in the rebound"

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